Chef Boyardee

Maxim’s Sexiest Woman Alive

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

Name one thing better than chugging water in the middle of the night I’ll wait

[amethyst @gramofparadise]

those definitely goin in my purse

[r ⭐️ @rispisss]

i’m fucking crying right now 😭😭😭

[tay @hairball1952]

feeling like this

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

If I’m being completely honest the Sweeney Todd tiny desk changed my life

[Nick @NickAtDusk]

“Also on the judges panel we have Gypsy Rose Blanchard! I must say my dear, you look absolutely sickening tonight.”

“You know, my mom used to say that every day!”

[joshy @joshyfim]

gypsy rose coming out of jail to gay twitter https://t.co/YgM51viSA5

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

jon benet ramsey would’ve loved the dyson air wrap 🕊️

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

for breakfast i had the skin around my fingernails

[tatum @planetgraves]

“You let your cat in your bed” I’d let my cat borrow my car

[erika @yeeeerika]

soup mode isn't a season
it's a way of life

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

Thinking about how the year 2100 is going to be spoken….two thousand one hundred? Twenty one hundreds? Hate it so much don’t even get me started on 2109 or 2111

[Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan]

Single digit bedtime tonight, queen?

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

Listening to Fiona Apple makes me want to commit arson and bark like a dog send tweet

[tatum @planetgraves]

Being in love is like Hey Yeah I’ll give you power over my appetite

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

If you don’t love Brendan Fraser in The Mummy you don’t deserve him in The Whale

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

I love soup

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

Thank you to everyone who told me not to bleach my eyebrows last year💝🥹

[Chef Boyardee @chefboyardee88]

I know I’m getting old bc I just came home from ACL and the FIRST thing I did was foam roll