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Not everybody who cooks is a chef. Not every chef has a kitchen. unaffiliated with the DSM-5. affiliated with the art of french cooking BLACKPINK COMEBACK

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Someone is playing a rap song and I said this sounds like the Hamilton musical

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Many of you have to take drugs to unlock the same beautiful wonders that I hold in my head free of charge

[chef @chefcookjudy]

It’s giving lion king

[michael wave @michael___wave]

yeah, great place to be fighting guys, real smart, this can only end well

[chef @chefcookjudy]

I do not think that’s the same duck… why do you all believe it to be

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Hog warts is a crazy name for a school wait

[chef @chefcookjudy]

I just rescued an incredibly lonely and skinny looking coyote dog. He was wandering the streets alone at near 2 am. Happy to say that now he has found his forever home. He is a bit reactive but with love and support he will be like any other dog

[chef @chefcookjudy]

It’s so important to covet your neighbors

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Ok yes except the one beautiful woman who was in the Italian military whom I saw at the Trevi Fountain two years ago. Sweetheart… you can do whatever you want. I’ll be there regardless. I’ve tried to find you all this time. Please send me a sign

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Gordon Ramsey isn’t my boyfriend. People just think that because of the way he looks at me.

[chef @chefcookjudy]

I have a whole team of lawyers who work for me for FREE. Because they care about me. Because I’m the one who makes sure they get lasagna on Christmas. And let me tell you, I have a lot of legal battles

[chef @chefcookjudy]

I’ve ghost written all your favorites’ cook books. Thousands of them. Yeah. That was me: I take a check and I keep quiet . Martha Stewart gets the fame but I get my peace and quiet on the farm

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Don’t fuck with chefs 😼 we know how to handle BALLS! 😼😼😼

[chef @chefcookjudy]

This still happens to me sometimes. Let’s fact check! This isn’t a “middle ages” thing. This is an Utah thing. But I think it’s funny that people will just believe this because of a drawing… whereas all of Utah knows the truth

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

During the middle ages, talkative women were punished by being forced to wear metal cages on their heads.

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Saw a movie marketed as “the most terrifying movie of the year”. Well thank you for letting me know. I would not like to be terrified .

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Broccoli
Broc coli
Roc coli
oc coli
e coli.

[chef @chefcookjudy]

While the real ladies and gentle women are eating my homemade quiche

[clitma @clitcruiser]

messy ppl always eating some damn chipotle

[chef @chefcookjudy]

@MichaelaOkla Well it was me. But ok

[chef @chefcookjudy]

Does anybody think my vibes are off 🩷

[chef @chefcookjudy]

I’m not “just a girl”. I’m a decorated chef.

[chef @chefcookjudy]

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