Chris Hefferon

Just a charming personality trapped in a sarcastic fun loving guys body. At least mom said so.

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@barstoolsports Bucks Arena opened 6 years ago

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@stoolpresidente Could not agree more

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@darrenrovell Right next to a brand new data center that is sure to not be very quiet

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

WE'RE IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@Devan_Kaney At Middleton’s request I’m sure. He didn’t get enough advertisers at the stadium probably

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

The Phillies are just not scoring runs at Middleton’s request so he can sell advertising like the “Ford 4 Run 4th” probably @Phillies

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@Blutman27 Getting in the lab watching game tape!

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

This is great

[Harrison Graham @HGrahamNFL]

Fuck this made me cry. This is worth 5 minutes of your day, especially if you’re a parent.

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

By now you’ve seen clips of Jack Doherty getting banned from PGA Tour events.

But if you are over 45, you probably don’t know how bad it really is.

Jack has made millions doing this. He walks around harassing people and hides behind a giant bodyguard.

And millions watch. And envy.

Imagine the dude who yelled jackass? He gave up his Waste Management ticket so he could impress a kid YouTuber for 1 second of “fame”.

This slop and slop like it is consumed in the billions of hours daily. Teens are watching and seeing a kid like them become a millionaire by being a horrid person.

We live in Idiocracy. And we haven’t even seen the results yet, these kids haven’t grown up. Already there is proof that IQ is dropping fast in our young people. You can see why.

Kudos to the PGA Tour for handling it swiftly. Banned for life right there.

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

Can't wait to hear John Middleton say "He wants his trophy back".... just going to have to yell it so his aging roster can hear him

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@ShaneHaffNFL This is on Sirianni for picking and backing Patullo as much as it’s on Patullofor being insanely incompetent

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

"I'm a skins fan I got nothing to look for" Hahahahah

[BirdGang🦅 @GordonsWord]

Raiders plane landing in Philly and the pilots talking about the game.🤣🤣

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

Demoralizing calls... they're human and mistakes happen just sucks.

[Umpire Scorecards @UmpScorecards]

#Postseason
Umpire: Mark Wegner
Final in 11: Phillies 1, Dodgers 2
#RingTheBell // #LetsGoDodgers
#PHIvsLAD // #LADvsPHI

More stats for this ump 👇
https://t.co/VjusOHtfzC

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@JimmyKempski #HowieSzn

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@lochlahn Oh cool he’s sorry

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@Haleytsimon Dodgers two runs were walked in and an error so terrible

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@Haleytsimon Horribly missed strike 3 ended up being the game

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

Offense was shit when it mattered most but that home plate umpire was responsible for that game @mlb #horrendous

[Chris Hefferon @cheff1414]

@ShriyaSainii That stadium sucks

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@JohnKincade Why are both Walker and Buehler on the roster but let’s use 40 year old David Robertson