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let’s have a toast for the assholes

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It’s insane that my father is so delusional to think that he ever taught me anything of value

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@eivers31

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@HoodieRamey Harbaugh

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I hate the foh so much

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Today my grandpa told me he had a dream
About my grammie and when woke he went to see if she was there and she wasn’t and that he just held his pillow to fall asleep 😢

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@HoopMixOnly Themselves

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It hit different when you see your ex got married

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@moneymarlo44 How

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@igobyjam_ Me

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I will stay single the rest of my damn life instead of settling for mediocre & I’ll be totally fine with it 😌

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Talent and hard work over prayers and vibes

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As a dude that grew up with sisters if you piss on the toilet seat clean that shit up
Bruh

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@xdxaxvx

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If you’re mad about Barbie you’re literally the people the movie is making fun of

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@laurenrose_ayy Yea facts it sucks that we live ima world where people can do that

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At this point all I care about is cooking

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In my 808s and heartbreaks era

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I miss my grammie so much

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Can’t stand when a girl can’t dress don’t embarrass my entity