Chef Jeff

I swear I had followers on the gram. Now @chefsessionz on IG. Good people don’t smoke memes.

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$SPY started strong, up 0.60%, then hit +1.04%. But it crashed 3.29% from peak to low and closed -0.37%.

$QQQ was even crazier. Gapped up ~1%, then plunged 5.49% from high to low, ending -1.12%.

SPY volume doubled; QQQ hit 2.5x normal.

Basically, the market gave you a w

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$GRAB
Dropped under $3.30 now.
Gonna sit tight and watch the chart before jumping back in.
Target 1: $7.80
Target 2: $9.00

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People are buying up the dips right now.

Who's scooping up the dip today?

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Bloomberg says SpaceX's IPO is already massively oversubscribed.

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The Pentagon just bumped up its warning about Israeli spying on the US to the highest level possible, according to Al Jazeera.

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S&P 500 just had its worst day in 2026 so far... not great, not great at all 📉

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@ramin_parsa @LeadingReport Account based in Israel lmao

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson seeing Josh Allen check into their hotel in Cancun

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@stone_2x John needs to go but pretending like he’s never been a good coach is just silly. Those legends you’re talking about had plenty of crap seasons under Marchibroda and Billick. Harbaugh can’t seem to get over the hump for another Super Bowl but he’s the best coach we’ve ever had.

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@SpaceShark24 @N64iac @ShitpostRock I’m about 75% resin print now and I still very much believe it’s worth it - especially for vehicles/monsters/etc but I’m eager to see the technology improve a lil more.

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@SpaceShark24 @N64iac @ShitpostRock Resin printing is better for the buck than plastic but yeah plastic is just straight up more durable.

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@CaritaCParks @BowieTVSports Just so we’re keeping score Tucker hit a 47 yarder as a rookie in double OT in freezing Denver weather to complete the mile high miracle win. This guy’s a pro not a child and you have to make that kick.

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@NewEraZach Surely all John Harbaugh needs is new coordinators! He’ll get it right this time with this brand-new, never before tried idea of getting new coordinators!

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@SquidgeRugby You just about nailed it as an American whose lived through all the failed hopes of the last decade of US rugby. My only contentions are that you’re too optimistic lol. Hopefully we can keep building to a World Cup that becomes the catalyst for rugby over here!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

*Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur thinking they have an opportunity to start*

Joe Flacco:

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@barstool_rugby Our good era was defined by never really getting it done when it mattered most and that group all retired out. Friday left and we’re back to pre 2015 form with no talent,
No coaching, no enthusiasm.

[AndrewT500 @CourierBoyUK]

Epstein files released

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@HMBohemond Not to say GW will be on top forever but they’re pretty much as popular as they’ve ever been with more mainstream appeal coming via Amazon and Video games. Stock price is killing it, old world is killing it as you mention, New 40K edition next 2026 seems likely. Theyre fine rn.

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@usmlr