M A 🐼

chef 👩🏾‍🍳

[M A 🐼 @chefmimz]

Made the yummiest platter for @davido @AsaAsika and the crew... they absolutely loved it and the orders are just rushing through. My mocktails did the damn thing too 😊😍😍😍

[Itunuoluwa Umar-Lawal @ItunuoluwaUL]

Presenting Tinsel Town, a two-day Christmas village experience bringing together festive shopping, food, film, music, and holiday cheer.

📍 Venue: Encourage Park, Ikoyi
📅 Dates: December 17–18, 2025

[M$ @bbyvuittonx]

What’s bursting my head is she told him she was into him for financial benefit she could get but expected him to be emotionally invested in her😂

[M A 🐼 @chefmimz]

@Tutunuu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[M A 🐼 @chefmimz]

To quote Tayo ‘omo ale ni girl yen’ 😩

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

Shero.

[Cam🍒 @_mill3xo]

I’m the female friend in question😭😂I’m not messing with that man on the low

[M A 🐼 @chefmimz]

@tess_szn Wow!! Can’t believe people really just make things up. Please try and be fact checking before posting. It’ll save you the stress.

[M A 🐼 @chefmimz]

@bashir_ashura @tess_szn @RealAARahman His son didn’t get married, you guys should try and be fact checking please. It’s embarrassing.

[M A 🐼 @chefmimz]

I’m looking for a virtual social media manager for my supper club, you’ll handle the instagram and TikTok page. I need someone that can edit and is creative. Pay is 100k monthly. Please DM me on instagram.

[Dr Una McIlvenna 💀🎶 @UnaMcIlvenna]

My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. 🧵

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Listened to an old episode of Dateline about a man who died in a car explosion and burned up. The wife eventually moved to another city, got a new boyfriend but their toddler kept acting out, which people assumed was because of the grief of losing his dad. It got so bad that the babysitter told the Mom she couldn’t watch her son anymore until he got into counseling.

Turns out the “new” boyfriend was in fact her dead husband with a dye job. They’d stolen a corpse from a graveyard where indigent people were buried, and then researched how hot a fire would need to be to burn the body so badly it couldn’t be identified. Then collected a 100k life insurance policy.

They told their young son Daddy was dead — and “introduced” the new boyfriend to him as another man named “Jake”

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Only Nene Leakes could give us 6 different memes in 35 seconds

[Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq @RealAARahman]

SPEECH OF HIS EXCELLENCY GOVERNOR ABDULRAHMAN ABDULRAZAQ (CON) AT HIS SECOND TERM INAUGURATION CEREMONY IN GOVERNMENT HOUSE ILORIN ON MONDAY MAY 29, 2023

PROTOCOLS

I begin this remarks with profound gratitude to the Almighty Allah, who entrusts power to whomever He wishes.

[Opolot @ShemOpolot]

I’m telling you the things people do when they have healthcare and education 😭😂😂

[Sapatunde the First @imodoye_abioro]

By the way APC lost Lagos because APC showed ZERO RESPECT to the voters in Lagos
Look. BAT didn't lose in "igbo-dominated" areas like they want you to believe. I grew up in Lagos. I know the trenches of Lagos as well as any Lasgidi boy can. BAT lost in places where YOUTH dominate

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

The person that won the elections was organising free health outreaches, calling people to clean Eti-osa, campaigning Street to street.
He was the most accessible candidate, its politics not Christmas hamper.

[Shaq @ShaquillexLee]

Please vote with sense. I don’t like living abroad

[cxrodge @cxrodge]

Oh Teyana Taylor is taking it