Wife-swapping players, sedated tiger cubs, and Ryan Giggs' erotic poetry: it's been a wild season.
From Qatar to Carlisle there have been some ludicrous stories.
As the season draws to a close, here's a rundown of the funniest moments...
Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.”
The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lords.
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Denmark's players had to form a protective ring around their teammate. A distraught wife was broadcast to the world. TV broadcasters and cameramen are capable of blocking footage of pitch invaders, but not this? Sorry, that is not ok.
Sky News: “The Sunday Times rich list has revealed Britain created more new billionaires during the pandemic than in the last 33 years.”
Just a thought. Perhaps we should stop voting for the people who make this grotesque inequality worse?