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Jimmy Dore and Bob Dylan

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@Ranierose17 @ksadjadpour @BillKristol I'm sorry .. my son's high school dummies got my phone n i have been trying to find legal ways to destroy them. So sorry

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@jrock157000 @washingtonpost They ALREADY have a red headed kid we can talk about. They even made him a Prince.

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@washingtonpost I hope we always care this much about Ukraine. Even in the past we start caring about how we cared about them. Let's do this. I just don't want war to be a racket.

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@dbongino That's so weird I was just thinking, bring phone whenever I have to poop. I'm trying to quit saying shit too. Sweet. TY!!!

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@thehill I smell a back biting fetish. I knew I liked Breyers routine.

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@TMZ Good news tho, Dr Oz said he could start flushing the piles because they fester in the brain but eventually come out the ass. Hell ya Memet

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@GMA Well then maybe I'll try to make myself into a hit movie and ask my ex to be a big screen. Geez, rub it in why don't ya

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@thehill Ill tell myself that I'm a Remote Worker today because I don't feel like painting. I look nothing like a potato and my couch is called Sofa. Thanks for this

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@TheLastWord @AymanM I said the same thing about Apple Jacks to my cat this morning. Neat

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@TMZ His eyes don't start leaving their sockets until After he eats his waffles. Neat

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@wikileaks @Telegraph I'd love to catch the last flight to Pompeo and find out Dr Oz is doing a poll dance that night.

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@GMA @tjholmes The trainer called it a 'staffer infection', what a wise ass

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@GMA @AaronKatersky No way?! I heard their leaders take private planes to islands filled with underage sex slaves. Weird

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@GadSaad Her eyes look like my dad felt about me. Haven't even watched it yet and I'm nervous

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@guardian Can't believe the guy next to him got thrown out for holding a sign that said : please leave your penis next to the nearest arrow.

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@thehill I can't believe he wore khakis the other night while his suits were watching. I wouldn't be here without Charles. I wanted to name my dad after him I love him so much. He's so good at senating it's reedickeee

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@thehill Is declassification the longest word to use when you're bored? My cat won't even look at me when I ask..

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@Timcast He has EyeLashes tho, so we should hear em out

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@SkyNews @lisanandy "if we all dream about the same workouts before we go to the gym, Ukraine can take a break. Think about it" - Dr Memet Oz (next governor of the USA)