pickled beets

i like beets in all forms

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Must add the band and not those bible hooligans

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why did we forget about Peter, Paul, and Mary? they truly only wrote BANGERS

[꩜ @adorewordss]

im embarrassing myself for the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join

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who needs a girl when you can do this???

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dressed like a lesbian kim possible today

[Words @itswords_]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

[akila. @becka1icious]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

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yall ever been chronically single at a wedding that’s only playing slow dance music?

[maisie crave @maiscrave]

you seem pretty florescence for a daughter from hell

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ah yes my favorite game- are you gay or do you just work at a rock climbing gym?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough

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being someone’s hyperfixation is wild because my hyperfixation is a pair of pants

[daisy thinker 🌼💭 @thinkrdaisy]

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Going to Council Bluffs Hyvee to get a quick reminder that it could always be worse

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IF WE COULD ALL JUST LEARN HOW TO ZIPPER MERGE

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it’s me and my bedside pill splitter against the world

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there are at least 3

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there was approximately 2 seconds between me seeing a fly and me hearing vincent chomp on it