screw finder

servant of the flame, tastefully insane, pronouns are for the birds

[screw finder @cheftrickk]

did you know every time you like or retweet my tweets my mental health imrpoves? with this knowledge, not liking my tweets is basically just cyber bullying

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Pete Crow-Armstrong spoke with @BGlobeSports about why Ceddanne Rafaela is his favorite player:

“I’m a huge fan of anybody who can play multiple positions… But then you add in the fact that he’s a Gold Glover and there’s nothing to dislike about Ceddanne’s game. I like playing against him, and I like watching him.”

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

It’s been 9 years since Dustin Pedroia made one of the best plays I’ve ever seen from a second baseman.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Aroldis Chapman officially has the most strikeouts of any reliever ALL-TIME! 🔥

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[sarah @slothanova]

the scots leaving and the english replacing them must feel like a huge disappointment, condolences to the people of boston

[Seamus Ó Cualáin @jimfoley]

Biggest Irish bar in downtown Boston shuts down day of the England game. Absolutely devious.

[sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups]

the absolute worst thing you can do on here is tell people they can do something. they'll kill you for that shit

[Jake 🤙 @JakeFrmHateFarm]

Bagpipe brigades and kilts one week, rowing up escalators and viking helmets the next

That’s just Boston, Massachusetts baby

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

Hearing “Yankees suck” chants in Scottish accents on the Sox broadcast 😭 sports are so beautiful man

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Patrick Kaplan @PatrickKaplan13]

Reasons to hate a hockey team:

They're a rival team of yours

Their coach is bald

They have a player you hate

They beat your team that one time

You hate the city they're in

The vibe is off

The mascot is scary

Carter Hart

Brett Howden

They are the Vegas Golden Knights

[jason . @muzzled_canine]

Took a philosophy class that covered assisted dying. One guy wanted to die because he couldn't afford his disability equipment so his life was shit and he had no independence. Apparently "why don't they just give him the equipment instead of killing him" was the wrong answer?????

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Just finished reading Hemingway’s FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS and I had to stop and take a picture when I got to the famous line about the United States:

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

watching wemby blow a golden chance at victory by bouncing the ball off his teammates back was the first time I’ve ever taken seriously the possibility that he’s genuinely a leftist

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life