Andrew

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[Andrew @chege_andy]

Football Experts had no problem with PSG hooting the ball out of play for every goal kick against Bayern but when Arsenal get into defensive shape they are anti Football.

[Andrew @chege_andy]

Arsenal playing super risky passes at the back but too conservative to try the risky penetrative pass when going forward.
Make it make sense.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

From start to finish, it lasted 11 minutes, 57 seconds. Calm, lucid, striking to the absolute heart of the matter.

Were you watching, Jose Mourinho? Because you might have learned something.

Some managers might not have wanted to embroil themselves in the politics of publicly challenging Mourinho for his comments following the alleged racial abuse of Vinicius Junior by one of his Benfica players on Tuesday night.

Some might have considered it not worth the hassle to fight someone’s battle.

Kompany, thankfully, is among those who understand this should, in fact, be everyone’s battle.

📝 @DTathletic

🔗 https://t.co/v05k8vuUlE

[Andrew @chege_andy]

X is not down.
Your internet is shit.

[Andrew @chege_andy]

Is he Russian?

[Mbinya @Mbinya__]

Looking for bnb in Kiambu for about 2k for a friend.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Missing Child Alert!!
🚨🚨🚨

[Nambiro Masiga @Laktarangel]

Bold of the waitress to think the ugali is for the man and the fries are for me.
Mimi ndio fundi baby girl, give me my ugali😪

[Andrew @chege_andy]

Newly what???

[At🍹s🦩 @atieno_21]

Are you looking to rent a 2 bedroom in Kisumu? Look no further.
We have vacancies in these newly built apart at Mowlem, Kisumu.
Advantages:
-proximity to the road
-water availability
-Good security
Also, they're very spacious
Pricing @ 20000/=
☎️0786022783

[°°° @chebiimashiep]

It is only in Nairobi where no one smiles. No one says hi. No one offers free information. You get in, find someone avoiding the window seat and even as they let you take it, their conscious does not tell them to tell you the seat is soaking wet. They just let you find out...

[Nyembiana🌻 @nyembsss]

tis the season to move with a knife in your pocket in case you meet someone with mango.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

THIS:

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UtdDarker]

*Never bite a hand that feeds you*

Babies that have developed teeth:

[whygee @whhygee]

Who decided that candles go on top?

[𝙆𝘽 @Benedytte]

i just wanna win bro, i see a lot of winners and i wanna be one so bad…

[K G A B O♟️ @lempapison]

Wife: I regret buying a blender in this house

Me while drinking beans

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Kuna time mzae alikua famer akapanda carrots alafu zikashuka bei ikakua 11bob per kg. Let me telyu tulikula carrots ukiwa mai mahiu unaona swara mt longonot🤌🏾😂😭

[Andrew @chege_andy]

A man moved into a new house with his wife.

In the morning, while they were both having breakfast, the wife looked out the window and saw her neighbor's clothes drying in the garden. She said in surprise:

"Look, our neighbor's washed clothes are not clean at all! She probably doesn't know how to wash clothes properly."

She repeated this comment every time the neighbor washed her clothes and hung them outside to dry.

About a month passed, and one day the wife was surprised to see that the neighbor's washed clothes were shiny and spotless.

She said happily: "Finally, our neighbor has learned to wash clothes properly!"

The husband smiled and said: "No, this morning I cleaned the window through which you look outside!"

Then he said gently:

"We should clear our own eyes before we see the flaws in others, because most of the time the problem is in our own eyes, not in others."

✦ Lesson: Correct your own mistakes, then find faults in others.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇮🇱🇺🇸 Charlie Kirk’s ‘forbidden questions’ from his last interview with Ben Shapiro…

[Cowgirl @Msnyaguthii]

Social media is the new nyumba kumi, a thread: On Friday evening, I was on a WhatsApp call with my sister while transferring money from my bank account to M-Pesa. Somehow, I mixed up one digit. I only noticed when I tried to make a payment and my M-Pesa balance was insufficient.