Chief Beef

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[Chief Beef @cheifBEEF_]

PSA Red Alert 🚨🚨

i know maybe 1-9 people will see this but if you do: the Herr’s smoked brisket chips are the worst thing ever created. Homeless dude in Wawa wouldn’t even eat em.

If you enjoy them you might be over paying for human food.

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@eruptcores @PolymarketHoops Who are you talking to?

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@eruptcores @PolymarketHoops No disrespect just lots of options that are clearly above him

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@PolymarketHoops Whose nuts did draymond stomp on to make this list?

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@mymixtapez

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@rihntv Wigs for your crotch

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4:30 meeting canceled see yall #nextweek

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@Hoodville_ Me in her dreams

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@AdamSchefter Unacceptable. He needs to be punished for his crimes against humanity. If you or anyone you know has suffered from drinking beer and watching football please join my class action lawsuit to #stopJakeFerguson

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Thank you @NFL for cracking down on this. This touchdown celebration in particular forced me to shotgun 30 beers and piss myself. I was hungover until Thursday and barely recovered in time to watch last night’s game. If they are looking for ways to make use of the fine money, they should consider donations to the victim (singular) (me).

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@ChicagoCritter Look like my dog trying to eat his peanut butter puzzle

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Cuando un AirPods se queda sin batería pero el otro sigue totalmente cargado.

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@DrozoTheClown Can’t even wear a mouth guard just gotta put a guardian cap over her lips

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@cdeegz8 If the packers line could maintain this pocket you’re not looking at 12 qb hits. I’m sure this is gonna be in the film tomorrow but for tonight get some rest. A lot to learn

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@packers @Invisalign Michael Penis Sr. probably don’t have any pictures of his green baby grandbabies on the fridge

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I still can’t believe Jayden Daniel’s mom tattooed *that number* on her face man only a mother’s love #respect

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@AdamSchefter He was talking mountain dew baby

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@Chaddadbod @bryan_johnson After further review, the ruling on the field stands #thatssex

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Me outside the bar when the humanoid buys my egirl bot a shot of motor oil