Gloria Hancock

Sometimes, just being there is enough.

[Patricia Bruton @leboshkinak]

RELATED: Wife getting suspicious of all the little hairs in our vanilla ice cream.

[Lori Resch @BenidzeVip]

Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If i'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense....

[Ozella Baker @97Borovskoy]

10 & Playing. -> 11 & Looking. -> 12 & Kissing. -> 13 & Touching. -> 14 & Sucking. -> 15 & Fu*king. -> 16 & Pregnant!

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

First time I noticed inflation was when beer prices changed everywhere.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

My wife does bird imitations. She always watches me like hawk.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Be careful who you trust, some people want to know your business just to tell your business.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

[Elenore Allen @MsZlobnov]

The cost of not following your heart, is spending the rest of your life ... wishing you had.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room.

[Christopher Garcia @NuraevaRozochka]

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

I speak 4 languages, English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit!

[Patricia Bruton @leboshkinak]

I only smoke on days that end in Y.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

How did the Dinosaur pass his exam? With Extinction!

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

You can't control your emotions but you can control your actions, so always think before you act.

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

Don't tease fat people, they have enough on their plates.

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

"I'm going to bed" .. really means .. "I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone."