amy

neurotic dog/plant mom. i belong in a museum! she/her✨

[wayward goalie @GardiennErrante]

Manifesting a first round knockout sweep of the Frost. I'm working these Etsy witches overtime. OSHA is calling.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Good morning to all my haters
And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe

[A @crowrowly]

Men could NEVERRRR wear a backwards hat like a woman

[trash jones @jzux]

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

[LEGO Santos @LEG0santos]

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

loved her work but this is really disappointing. i hope she can clear this up

[geo 🏒 is hollanovpilled @bambishane_]

shane hollander

[mary @elaine_stritch]

me: yeah I think naming the song “Javert’s Suicide” is a needless spoiler; it should be called “Javert’s Soliloquy” to contrast it with Valjean’s soliloquy in Act I

my boss: I meant “anything else” in terms of this meeting

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Chappell Roan isn’t real, it’s a modern baba yaga myth meant to scare misbehaving children. Brush your teeth or Chappell will get you

[vivi ❀ @kafluvs]

i remembered this existed

[SASHA 🇪🇸🇳🇱 @snoopyilya]

average ilya & hayden interaction

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 16 dnf @waywoodceo]

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

no having Shane AND Ilya won’t make the centuars unbeatable but the power of friendship WILL

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[jp @excesstential]

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

i hope they never figure anything out