Sarah

An underpaid angry smol

[Sarah @chekov18]

Me: *in soma waiting on a blonde tech friend for dinner, squinting at all the blonde white dudes that walk by* you’re not the blonde I was looking for.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The signs as Shakespeare tropes

Aries: Regicide
Taurus: Miscommunication
Gemini: Double entendres
Cancer: Pirates
Leo: Madness
Virgo: Bad disguises
Libra: Faking your death
Scorpio: Revenge
Sagittarius: The fool
Capricorn: Crossdressing
Aquarius: Homoerotic subtext
Pisces: Puns

[Sarah @chekov18]

@IanWhyNot Purgatory non binary?

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

As bubonic plague kills another man in Mongolia, Russia starts mass vaccination against black death https://t.co/Clqv47p6w3

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

'Avatar: The Last Airbender' creators Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko have exited the live-action Netflix series

'Whatever version ends up on-screen, it will not be what Bryan and I had envisioned or intended to make'

➡️ https://t.co/n56MFUz6Hu

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Alex Cintron’s suspension is the largest ever levied against an MLB coach 😬 https://t.co/cIcDfpFFPg

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The man who designs the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) maps is named Bart.

He's been making them for two decades.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

You can now rent the world’s last Blockbuster for a ’90s-themed slumber party https://t.co/PtGAUGQ5yQ

[Sarah @chekov18]

@vincefalconi @dataandpolitics Snacks and cheap souvenirs are good enough for me to look forward to at this point tbh.

[Sarah @chekov18]

@vincefalconi @dataandpolitics Or the 2022 midterms?

[Sarah @chekov18]

@IanWhyNot Gotta have that safari narrator voice with the: “here we see Ian in his natural habitat...” song and dance

[Sarah @chekov18]

@IanWhyNot That’s the cooking with Ian onlyfans confent

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop asking “what do young people want?” all we are asking is a stable partner (mysterious water dragon) and a steady job (bathhouse worker in a haunted theme park).

[Sarah @chekov18]

@mandkips we need these

[Book Riot @BookRiot]

These literary throw pillows are perfect for your reading nook. And your bed. And your couch. And the floor.

https://t.co/ITdKklPpfu(opens in a new tab)

[Sarah @chekov18]

@BrodieNBCS But the Tropicana field rules...

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

Types of mask #WearAMask

[Sarah @chekov18]

@StanLewis_ Maybe they thought walkin’ on the sun would kill the virus

[Will Tran @KRON4WTran]

Breaking . Flatbed truck accident northbound 101 through San Francisco at 280 split . Left lane on northbound side slow about 1/2 mile out from accident @kron4news

[Sarah @chekov18]

@mandkips Some days you just gotta roll with the punches and put on the broadway

[Sarah @chekov18]

My doctor asked me what I was listening to and when I answered the Newsies soundtrack his response was “nice”

[Sarah @chekov18]

@Literature_Lady What are men?