⚠️ Ne vendez plus des objets de valeur sur @vinted ⚠️
J’ai vendu une Apple Watch Ultra 2, l’acheteur m’a directement mis un litige sous prétexte que le colis a été ouvert et vidé, soit.
Je lui demande s’il a pris des photos du colis déchiré, ou émis une réserve auprès du relai
This is the moment that made many people laugh and shed tears during Mr Peter Obi’s interview with Chude. I never knew Peter Obi is this comic. Let’s be honest here on X, did you really laugh when you watched the video? Type your answer at the comment section
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
@GossipMillNaija Frank is playing a long game, pulling his cards one at a time. He’ll come for everything he put his sweat to - his time, investment etc, the lady needs a very good lawyer and adviser. Then, he’ll end with the ‘music’
@serialwinnar Self enrollment has not been available for a while. Been checking for over two weeks now. Appointment is in October 29, that’s 5months away!
Saw a pregnant person smoking this morning. Also had two kids with her, exposed to secondhand smoke.
Now you wonder why these children are at increased risks of developing neurological and neurodevelopmental issues, putting a strain on the NHS and public/social sector.
Candidate's current salary was 100,000.
He received an offer of 120,000.
He refused.
The company said, "Look at the perks, look at the culture!"
Still refused.
They explained, "You'll get career growth!"
Still refused.
They even promised a raise in appraisal.
But his answer was simple:↓↓↓
This is tongues of a demon!
Not only is this a counterfeit tongues, but this is not the way the true spiritual gift of tongues worked in the early church!
The biggest failure of my Nigerian parents' generation was their complete inability to pass on any ideas or ideology of subtance to their children.
The ONLY thing they taught their children was "Jesus" and "Muhammad". And those unfortunate children have grown up with Christianity and Islam making up their entire personality. They have nothing else upstairs.
Ask the people from that empty-headed generation any question that requires actual thinking or philosophy, and watch how intellectually empty their reply is.
"How can I succeed in life?"
>50 y.o. Nigerian dummy: "Fear God, pray everyday, don't expose your private parts, read your books in school, Fear God..."
"How do I find and keep the right partner?"
Elderly Nigerian grave-dodger: "Go to church every week, pray endlessly, maintain your fajinity, and fear God..."
"How can we fix Nigeria and make it somewhere people don't need to run away from?"
65 year-old Nigerian oxygen hoarder: "The whole country needs to pray for divine intervention to torsh the hearts of awa lidaz..."
An entire generation of olodos who raised even worse dummies than them, but somehow all believe that they did the world a favour by birthing children they had nothing intellectual to pass on to. Everyone else in the world who couldn't pass on economic capital to their children could at least pass on intellectual and moral capital.
All that these cemetery-evading dumbos passed on to us was "Fear God, pray, develop a neurotic obsession with your sex organs and everything that has to do with them, pray, and fear God some more." This is the inheritance we were supposed to build into our competitive advantage in a world where serious people live?
Damn.