chelc

i’m busy

[chelc @chelcmize]

he was a sk8er boi

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I match energies so don’t get mad at me for the way you’re acting

[✌🏾 @iSnatchTrackss]

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

[chelc @chelcmize]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[chelc @chelcmize]

@madgummit Or this and an Adobe subscription

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s interesting how no one has taken me ice skating this season? held my hand (in adorable mittens) and laughed at me when I fell over? bought me a hot chocolate and commented on how cute my nose is when it’s red from the cold? seems fucked up but okay

[chelc @chelcmize]

Apparently if you talk like Noah Ritter your husband will get impatient and simply leave the room. You’re welcome.

[chelc @chelcmize]

What it’s like to play video games with me

[𝔍𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔖𝔨𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔱𝔬𝔫 @MistrMize]

#ShareFactoryStudio #PS5Share

[chelc @chelcmize]

I told Jackson that my Quizlet username was chelseaneedshelp and he asked if that was my Better Help username too

[chelc @chelcmize]

I will live out the rest of my life pretending that black holes don’t exist

[chelc @chelcmize]

This thread is pissing me off at 9:00 am

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Not me at Whole Foods and a woman tries to reach INTO MY BASKET to pull out my mushrooms and when I said “UNMMM” she said “oh are these yours?” What do YOU think Margaret??????

[chelc @chelcmize]

Not me looking up when the kissing booth 3 comes out

[jodie @jodieegrace]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[chelc @chelcmize]

@BenIsYoDaddy69 For Katie’s heart

[chelc @chelcmize]

Greg tho 👀

[Bachelor Nation @bachnation]

And just like that... #TheBachelorette

[chelc @chelcmize]

And social anxiety is giving up and ordering them all online in the correct size when you get home lol

[chelc @chelcmize]

Body dysmorphia is going to the store, picking out a ton of clothes that are way too big for you, trying them on, then having to go back out in the store and grab all smaller sizes, and getting dirty looks from the ladies in the dressing room when you’re done an hour later

[Racial Nichols @Suite_Tea]

My boss: "May I ask what you're using your PTO for?"

Me: "No. I'll see you when I get back."

[chelc @chelcmize]

My diet is basically just bacon and gouda sandwiches from starbucks and braums chicken strips if you were wondering