AdamChelette

[Reed Cooley @ReedCooley]

The Founding Fathers would have hanged half of D.C. by now.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Telling the government to arrest the pedophiles is like telling Miley Cyrus to arrest Hannah Montana.

[kaj @kadinjanisch]

Drew but his defense probably gives up a td right after

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

I repeat:

In 1971 the federal minimum wage was $1.60 per hour

That’s 1.82 oz of gold per week in 40 hours

Today that would translate to approx $150.00 per hour and $6000

That’s what

they

stole from Americans

[adult swim @adultswim]

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

[AdamChelette @Cheletteadam]

Ozzy passes and Honey Badger retired the same day. Jr high me is in shambles right now

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Watching the richest man alive and the most powerful man in the world go head-to-head

[Eric Berger @SciGuySpace]

This would both end the International Space Station and simultaneously provide no way to safely deorbit it.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

NO. 12 MCNEESE UPSETS NO. 5 CLEMSON 😱

IT'S FIRST WIN IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY 🔥

#MarchMadness

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

NO. 12 MCNEESE KNOCKS OFF NO. 5 CLEMSON!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Barstool NOLA @BarstoolNOLA]

I miss you so much, @drewbrees

[Boot Krewe Media @BootKreweMedia]

Sigh.

[U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru]

🚨🚨BREAKING: Murder drops to ZERO after President Biden yells "STOP IT" about gun violence.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Update: absolute insanity.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

I’m confused with the play calling

[James Fontenot @J_Fontenot7]

An NFL team needs to go ahead and sign RG3, I can’t handle him commentating LSU games anymore

[Cam @camfromthe216]

Cris Collinsworth when talking about Patrick Mahomes