Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪

Lawyer. Kalenjin.

[Barça Pictures #14 @Barca__pictures]

2022 was everything we asked for and some more. Messi exceeding expectations at 39 made us a little bit greedy. Thank you Argentina thank you Leo for everything. It’s been the most incredible sports journey that I’ve ever witnessed ❤️

[MC @CrewsMat10]

WON IT.
LOST IT.
NEVER MADE EXCUSES.
NEVER DISRESPECTED THE COMPETITION.

THE GOAT. LEO MESSI. 🐐

[B/R Football @brfootball]

🐐—Second-most goals in history (21)
🐐—Most wins in history (23)
🐐—Longest scoring streak (9)
🐐—Oldest hat trick scorer (38)
🐐—Joint-most tournament appearances (6)
🐐—Argentina’s top scorer at World Cup
🐐—Most goals from outside the area (7)
🐐—Most World Cup appearances (34)
🐐—Most appearances as captain (27)
🐐—Most assists in knockout phase (10)
🐐—Only man to score in group stage, Ro16, quarterfinals, semifinals and final (2022)
🐐—World Cup winner 🏆

Lionel Messi says farewell to the 2026 World Cup 🥺

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

I enjoyed you hermano❤️

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

@JoshuaLutaaya__ 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[Manuel Λ @manuelpng]

Tanjiro when he tries breathing techniques in Lagos

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

As we exited the Sebei sub region this morning, we passed by the breathtaking Sipi Falls in Kapchorwa District, a powerful reminder of the natural beauty that our motherland Uganda is blessed with. Our country is rich, naturally endowed and deserving of stable leadership that protects and promotes this heritage.
#ANewUgandaNow
#ProtestVote2026
#PeoplePowerOurPower

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

@nwscug @ronahnkish Do we need another week in waiting for the pressure to build up? This is absurd.

[Dj Bugy @deejaybugy]

They wanna know, how a nigga pulled off this transition..🎶😌

📍 Ubuntu stage, @NyegeNyegeFest

#NyegeNyege25

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

@RamahKizito 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

OMG😂😂💀💀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In what can only be described as a financial merger blessed by love and audited by KPMG of Heaven, Senator Allan Chesang has officially tied the knot with Chantelle Kitony, the glowing daughter of NSE chairman Kiprono Kitony. My friend, that wedding wasn’t a ceremony, it was an economic summit with a cake. Another day for Walala hoiis to see with their mouth wide open.

If wealth had a smell, the air around that venue would have suffocated Walala Hoiis who came armed with Fuliza balances, empty stomachs & one mission,, to eat life before life eats them. That event looked like a G7 meeting disguised in Gucci.

Governors were shaking hands like they were renewing tenders. The president himself was there, looking like a man approving loans on sight. The convoy alone looked like the annual car exhibition,, Range Rovers, Bentleys, and choppers landing like mosquitoes in a rich man’s compound.

Pale kwa Buffet ilikua movie. The kind of buffet that makes you question your life choices. Even the cows that donated the meat probably had medical insurance and a gym membership. The catering was so posh that even the salt looked imported and educated.

As the couple exchanged vows, broke men across the nation paused their betting apps, looked at their cracked Tecnos, and whispered, “Yawa Yehova Wanyonyi, remember me too.” Somewhere in Kilimani, a slay queen with a butterfly tattoo and “entrepreneur” on her Instagram bio dropped her vape and wept silently bcoz reality slapped like Nairobi rent,,, the rich only marry the rich.

Let’s be honest, this wasn’t just a wedding, it was a TED Talk on generational wealth. Chesang didn’t meet Chantelle while hustling for free Wi-Fi at Java or drinking counterfeit liquor at Habanos. No! This is a man who owns businesses, own his own clubs and probably leases the same Java you frequent for one latte a month.

Life has levels omwami. When you’re broke, love is measured by how many rounds you can go during horizontal engineering. But when you’re rich, love is measured in how many companies your family lawyer can merge before dessert. Broke people write love letters with borrowed bundles,, rich people write them with Montblanc pens while their accountants draft prenups in the background.

And to the brothers still sliding into DMs with “hi beautiful” and a prayer,, please respect yourself. You can’t woo a lady whose father controls the stock market when your own portfolio consists of 3 shares of Indomie packs and debts at Mama Mboga’s kiosk. Chantelle wasn’t looking for vibes and inshallah, she was looking for dividends & real estate.

Daughters of Jezebel, don’t catch feelings, catch wisdom. No amount of contouring can reshape your bank balance. You can’t twerk your way into a trust fund. It’s 2025, love without capital is a public risk. These rich families don’t do vibes, they do valuations.

In short, the Chesangs wedding wasn’t just a union,, it was an economic partnership sealed with champagne. A gentle reminder that while money may not buy happiness, it definitely rents comfort with unlimited refills.

So to all Walala hoiis still surviving on tapped water, ugali mayai & awaiting for NYOTA free monies from world bank,, go forth, grind and hustle your way out of poverty. Because in this economy, love may be blind, but the in-laws have got eagle vision, and they can spot your brokenness from Runyenjes without using binoculars. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

@iamcheropmark @KagutaMuseveni @almighty @ntvuganda @nbstv @BBCAfrica @VOAAfrica @JanetMuseveni @LillianAber @SolomonSerwanjj @Thomas_Tayebwa Seems we need to ask for help from the Kenyans as they seem to respond more to us lately than the Ugandan govt.

[Cherop🕸️ @iamcheropmark]

No words are enough to describe the pain Sebei community is facing today. In the early hours of this morning at around 4:00am,a devastating mudslide struck a family home in Kspsomo, Tegeres, carrying with it a massive boulder that crushed everything in its path.

We are deeply saddened to learn that four precious lives have been lost a bright young graduate full of promise,two beloved grandchildren and their step-mother. The parents of the home are currently battling for their lives in critical condition.

Our hearts go out to the grieving family and the entire community affected by this unimaginable tragedy. Earlier this same week, Sebei lost 9 people to a mudslide (6 in Kween and 3 in Bukwo District) this brings the total count to 13 in one week.
May God grant strength and comfort to all in Sebei.
I stand together with you in prayer and solidarity during this painful time.

May the souls of the departed rest in eternal peace. 🕊️🤍

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

Florian Wirtz!!🔥🫡

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

A win on MD3 🙌 #UCL

[LIMTAI AGENCY @LimtaiAgency]

We had the pleasure of visiting our partners at TVIC in Eldoret, Kenya 🇰🇪. As Limtai Agency continues expanding across East Africa, we remain committed to leading the way with our paid internship programs in Denmark 🇩🇰, the Netherlands 🇳🇱, and Germany 🇩🇪 offering opportunities in agriculture, food science, technology, and more. #LimtaiAgency #GlobalInternships #EastAfricaToEurope

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

@nwscug what's this crisis? Entering day 5 of no water in Kireka. Which repairs are these you are conducting that take one year?

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

Liverpool oh God 😭🚮 whats this nonsense?

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

I refuse to believe this is Liverpool 😳 ehh🙌🏾 atrocious
#Liverpool

[Kennedy Chelimo 🇺🇬 🇰🇪 @chelimokennedy2]

I have lived for such banter😂😂💀💀

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Woltemade looks good but I struggle to see us promoting him to the first team with Isak and Ekitike blocking his pathway

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