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[SB @seyedele]

What I like most about this tweet is how I imagine his facial expression when he arrives Ikoyi with N400m to buy house and they show him the actual prices.

[Senior Man @Seyi__]

We can borrow for coastal road, buy new presidential jet, new houses for VP and judges, fund solar power for Aso Rock. Yes, there is definitely no money.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚫️🔵 Inter have sent official bid to Atalanta for Marco Palestra: €45m fixed fee plus €5m add-ons.

The agreement on personal terms, done and sealed with Palestra pushing to join Inter.

More round of talks needed to get the deal done but Inter confident, player too. 🔛

[Mayowa A. Balogun @Sweeegu]

Atiku did an interview on Arise TV btw. It’s still there. His supporters are yet to even highlight it

[El Chiringuito TV @elchiringuitotv]

😢 La emotiva parte de la carta de Diomande, jugador de Costa de Marfil, a su hermana fallecida a los 15 años:

❌ "Ahora no siento nada, es como si no fuera humano".

Vía ' Players tribune'

[Aaron Domínguez @Aaronvalden77]

☎️ El Atlético de Madrid se interesa por Carlos Macià (17 años) jugador del Villarreal

#Transfers #Mercato

[Bolouere (Bibi) @boluxxxx]

They did not recover anything. Matter of fact, EFCC refused to release the evidence that should have made this case end a long time ago. Literally refused to release a box of evidence.

[. @Pxxdressi]

This app would be on fire right now had Pedri been playing like Vitinha is playing right now. Absolutely non existent standards for this bum

[sam 🇨🇮🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

You’ll never guess which one of these guys plays in midfield

[La Liga Systems @janufooty]

Isco, Kroos, Benzema

3 players that if i think about it for long enough, can make me weep about how good we had it with them

And where we are now in these regards

Its really sad

[REY CHOLO @Reycholosimeone]

Este como es un suplentazo y no juega les da igual anunciarlo en un día distinto al que juega Francia. Es tremendo.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Old men taking loans with like 50years repayment plans on behalf of an entire nation just doesn’t sit right with me

[Ebi Dau @DondeonB]

I'll only accept the people holding him to account being supporters. I will not countenance and APC or Atiku supporter doing it. They're mad.

[a-ha @chelios45]

What in the name of AI shit is this

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🛡️ El nuevo guardián de la defensa ya está aquí.
💪 @IbrahimaKonate_

[Gonzalo Tortosa @GonzaloTortosa]

🔴⚪️ Patrik Mercado, a día de hoy, no ha pasado reconocimiento médico con el Sevilla FC.

La sensación que se transmite desde el Sevilla es que tras estas pruebas, se va a descartar el fichaje.

Desde Independiente del Valle insisten que se debe cerrar el preacuerdo ya oficializado.

Ambos clubes llegaron a un principio de acuerdo por unos 6M€ pero, al poco tiempo, el ecuatoriano se lesionó gravemente del ligamento cruzado y del menisco de su rodilla derecha.

El futbolista deberá venir a España (en principio, pronto) para pasar estas pruebas médicas.

Ahí se definirá todo. Apunta a más que no que a que sí, pero hay que esperar por el momento.

Iremos informando en @elchiringuitotv

[603° @demetrius3244]

200k coach bag with regular income 😭😭 in that country where they pay 600k to entry level big 4 workers ?

Sksksks

[Jibber Jabber @EthanFromOnline]

Barca's priority number 1 must forever be La Masia before anything else. There's always value there, both for the club to keep and for the club to sell.

[Official SSC Napoli @sscnapoli]

Il Presidente Aurelio De Laurentiis e tutta la SSC Napoli esprimono profondo cordoglio per la scomparsa del tecnico del @SB29, Eric Roy, più volte ospitato con grande affetto nel corso dei ritiri estivi.
Alla sua famiglia e a tutto il Brest la più sincera vicinanza da parte del club.

[⚪️ @owenthfc__]

Simon Jordan was showing Ben Foster a text from Daniel Levy talking about how Brighton have "pulled Tottenham's pants down" for signing Van Hecke for £52m.

I can't stand Daniel Levy, so glad he's gone. I also hope this proves the narrative he 'supports' us to be totally false because why else would he be texting someone to poke fun at us?

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Please look at this dude's tl I think being miserable is a core tenant of being British