Roschelle

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[Roschelle @chellea32]

Might be my cap of the year (MORE IN MY BIO) #candids #candid #creepshot

[Roschelle @chellea32]

i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed http://t.co/mOleXOnZHN

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/d6Da7W7FQ6 I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/6N2H0NzDXk I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/JYDj3Go7rA will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from. http://t.co/T7BtjjFh03

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/I7rchsVhCq Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/m9dnPOIlYE "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

[Roschelle @chellea32]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/Z2uUESDLYW

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/2M6tJdak4h It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/NzoCwW0fBo If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/IDPrkweq12 Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Roschelle @chellea32]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/C97OeSLrKk

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/rIBcfvCAeW Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/NSS9TOmi3w Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/MCyDmNsa Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/FLI4NLRg Whenever you say "I'll shoot you an email," it makes me wish I could shoot you in email.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/swsAcSP3 Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word "blueberry" with his mouth full.

[Roschelle @chellea32]

http://t.co/ubYLAuS2 You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?

[Roschelle @chellea32]

If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like? http://t.co/9Sq40abO

[Roschelle @chellea32]

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass. http://t.co/Bzx4rACX