Michelle, PhD

Biochemist/wife/ SAHM of a 6 yo & 2 yo | rediscovering myself and the wisdom of womankind | she/her

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@KHayhoe Hi, I’m a mom of a toddler. You may know me from my greatest hits, including, “No,” “Please Stop,” and “That’s Not Food.”

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@SFQuakeAlerts The big one is going to be 100x stronger than that. Yikes.

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@_lizharvey I think this is just a trauma response. I do this, but with earthquakes, tsunamis, puma attacks, scary men, etc. They are intrusive thoughts.

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@jesz77 @citizenkrans Police radio doesn’t know, was saying it could be from a hazardous waste facility in Pinole?

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@eyeofi

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

When you come out of survival mode, you might feel really angry.

Anger is your body coming back to life:

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@Gregoryturco @OddlySatisfyimg So is plasticizer released or is it just a remelting process? Would it work with hdpe?

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

This book needs to come with a goddamn spoiler alert! All of the other similar books don’t mention who Luke’s father is! My son was shocked and I was disappointed.
Star Wars who saved the galaxy? By Catherine Saunders from DK readers @dkpublishing

[Barry R McCaffrey @mccaffreyr3]

This should have been an Oscar. One of the most perfect humorous comments on Trump ignorance ever made.

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@Blatherscribe @SarahMackAttack Oh yeah Egypt theme would be cool!

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@SarahMackAttack I used to like drawing dragons and fantasy characters when I was a teenager.

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@eyeofi

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@7StellarJays It's like if a roly poly Pokemon evolved

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@Mustin It creates such ambiance, I read LOTR with it on repeat back in HS

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@AshleyGWinter We flew a lot with our eldest pre-pandemic. He loves planes now. Each age had it's challenges but I have to say once they understand how to work a tablet and wear headphones, AND can carry their own bag, it's pretty awesome. So much pride in that little guy🥰

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@AshleyGWinter Babies are people too! Babies have the right to take public transit just like everyone else. Our society extolls mothers and children while at the same time acts cruelly towards them.

[Moms Demand Action @MomsDemand]

On this day in 1999, 12 students and one teacher were shot and killed and 21 more people were wounded at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colorado.

Today, as we remember the victims and survivors of Columbine, pledge to #EndGunViolence in their honor.

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

Final fantasy mystic quest battle 1
Ff7 cosmo canyon
Zelda Links Awakening Tal tal heights
Smrpg mushroom kingdom
Chrono trigger ruined world

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

@7StellarJays She’s so beautiful. Enjoy your time together. Take video of her getting pets. One of my favorite things I did was take a voice memo of my old boy purring before he passed ❤️

[Michelle, PhD @chelleomi]

Modern motherhood is serving your child a sandwich, having them hit you because they wanted honey yogurt, and saying, “I can see that you’re angry right now but this is what’s for snack,” when you really want to smack them back.