Josephine Humphrey

Mum, writer, entrepreneur

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@MFWitches Worse than that, MFWitches is Maga-ites are celebrating it like their giant Pumpkin has done a good thing. SMH 🤦‍♀️

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@HarmcaTheClown @Nasdaq @SpaceX @NasdaqExchange Same!

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@MFWitches As above, so below.

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@blakandblack Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. 🤣

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@DemocraticWins Wow! You made some delusional trolls really angry over a simple statement of fact. I love the US of A. You guys are so damn entertaining 😂 🤣 👏

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@OliverGR93 @JohnCleese Do you mean, ignored paedophiles like Donald Trump? And you spelled ruined incorrectly. It is R U I N E D, not SAVED. You MAGA twats make me laugh...from a safe distance away, of course 😉

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

Two iconic woman Cher & Tina Turner✨
The 1970’s fashion was wild 😭

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mamas out there ❤️

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@LlJuju2022 @TheRoyal_TEA_ Jealousy for sure, is a bad look. Women hating on women for not being skinny, is a terrible look! Dear Serena, love your forehand, your confidence and those defined muscular pegs totally carrying that dress. You go girl! Haters are gunna hate, I guess 🤦‍♀️

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@DollyParton Sending all of Australia's love to you, Dolly ❤️
Never lose your spark, beautiful 😍

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Venus Guard

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@WorkElizab Smarter than me...

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

Still probably the best…

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

The most dangerous lie in human history isn’t about food.

It isn’t about medicine.

It is about sleep.

For 200,000 years, humans did not sleep 8 hours.

That number was invented in 1938 by a mattress company called Simmons Beautyrest.

Before that campaign, the average human slept in two shifts.

Historians call it “Biphasic Sleep.”

You would sleep for 4 hours, wake up for 2, then sleep for another 4.

During that 2-hour window, people would pray, have s*x, write, think, and connect with their families.

Some of the greatest works in human history were created in that sacred middle window.

Shakespeare wrote most of his plays between 1AM and 3AM during his second wake period.

Mozart composed entire symphonies in what he called “The God Hours.”

Then the Industrial Revolution needed workers on a fixed schedule.

You cannot run a factory on biphasic sleep.

So they hired a psychologist named Dr. Nathaniel Kleitman to “prove” that 8 consecutive hours was the biological standard.

He faked the studies.

He was funded entirely by the mattress industry.

And the medical establishment adopted his research without question because it aligned with the factory model.

They turned the most creative 2 hours of human consciousness into a “sleep disorder.”

They called it “Insomnia.”

They medicated it.

They gaslight an entire generation that 8 hours of continuous sleep was healthy.

They pathologized the exact window of consciousness that produced some of the greatest art, music, and literature in human history.

You are not an insomniac.

You are experiencing the most natural form of human consciousness.

And a mattress company convinced you it was a disease.

Stop medicating your genius.

Wake up at 2AM.

Write the thing.

The “God Hours” are calling.

✨🙌🏾💫

© Andre Gonzalves

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@MFWitches @BelindaJones68 Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@Matt_Pinner Workplaces often have no gender bathrooms. I think you're looking at it wrong. I have no problem with your question. You're replacing the word predator with man. Always a man, but not every man, transgender or not. Live and let live bro 🙏

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@slightight @krassenstein No evidence? Trump is a child raping, baby eating pervert. How much more evidence do you need to see truth?

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@nyi_news @krassenstein You think it has a brain? Do you have any supporting evidence?

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@xevekiah I call it Monday.

[Josephine Humphrey @chelletrinade]

@phughes76340646 Same beast, different date of birth.