Rachelle Rocky

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

If you’re 28 go crack your back to “my sacrifice” by creed and tell me you didn’t see god

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Should we all just start explicitly explaining our sexual assaults? Do you think our friends and family will understand it then?

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Instagram fucks up its analytics cuz I can’t like things I want to since it tells my whole family what things I’ve liked. Can we turn this feature off please lol

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Not me using ChatGPT to get thru my breakup

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

I feel like whenever I call the doctor and they ask if there’s a possibility that I’m pregnant they really just wanna know if I be fuckin or not 🥴

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Got into a fight w/ my Uber driver tonight, which was reckless. He didn’t understand what it felt like to be sexually assaulted and acted like he was available to have an opinion on the fact. Now I’m home and he knows where I live so I get to feel unsafe. But I’m the wrong one?

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Inflation is so bad that even the cost of things using fake money on my dumb phone game when up

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

The episode of greys anatomy where everyone breaks out into song is so fucking cringe... ESPECIALLY when Owen sings 🙃

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This is the sluttiest thing a man can do

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

I am officially no one's boss anymore 🤘🏼😈🥰🤣🙃😝

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Watermelon jellybeans are superior

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

There should be a reality cooking show about cooking with depression. And how to cook in a kitchen that is a disaster without getting people sick lmao

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Nothing quite like acclimating to East Bay Area culture as sitting pants-less after a long week while listening to a full blown sideshow at 3:24 am. Happy Easter! 🐰

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

As I'm aging I'm realizing how much people can just not be meant to be in your life. We don't need to always get along, and sometimes it just depends on where they are in your life. Like friends, coworkers, family.. sometimes you gotta move those pieces around to find harmony.

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

St. agrestis phony Negroni slaps. 76 days sober ✨

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

@baabz__ Thanks Tina 🩵

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Hehehehe ten weeks ✨

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

@baabz__ Good news tho!

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

The fact that I just did this while I'm watching Orange in the New Black and the fucking word is literally Piper. 😑

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Only posting this here cuz no one here really gives a fuck and I'm not trying to preach it to the masses, but am proud of myself and also trying to hold myself accountable.. also 53 is my lucky number 🩵✨

[Rachelle Rocky @chellmerlo]

Hearing someone you care about be drunk every single time you talk to them really makes you never want to drink again.