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I’m really just here for the plot

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@brischh The S*fiafication of everything was a dark time for woman kind. It should be scrubbed from the history books

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How men look at me when I reverse park in one go

[Wämäbles @wamablesnxtdoor]

Video footage of Asafa Powell and Tyson Gay gagging at Shellys start 🚀In Berlin 2009 while she was warming up!

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@Shauna_Gee This is actually very common in my community in St Catherine as well, so much so there is a thriving bus network transporting students from there to Kingston. The reality was that if you have certain educational aptitude, a local school wasn’t even an option.

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Idk what the commentators would have done if Jamaica won that last race at CARIFTA. Jamaica won 3 of the four mile relays yet in each one of those races they only spoke (at length) about a team that didn’t win

[Sue @suebellaC]

It's always hilarious when the driver behind me is obviously annoyed because I'm constantly braking but they can't see what's happening in front of me so they overtake and end up in the same position.

Me in the car:

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@orlandohh_ @Shanae_SweetK A mawma man meetup if you will

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@m0n3ydee Interestingly enough my grasp of the English language didn’t come from school…it started in the home

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@faithhomey21 @AaliiyahA I made this meme into a sticker and it’s actually my favorite.

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@_benjvmins_ The least she could have done was cite the Bible if that was going to be her source.

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@ItzJust_Ren @kuntri_ Gloria never gave me the chance to fall for this propaganda and I’m glad

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@RjNotRajay I actually accosted him about it because what do you mean I’m just one of many!?! Man dwl 😂😂😂

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@ekralc22 @gscottnick @cheysam21 You know I’m usually against the hiring of foreign consultants but if there’s ever a time it should happen it’s now.

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Consider my timbers shivered

[DatFineBoi @mr_authenticx1]

@chello_x68 @BrentonDewar2 I really don’t want to be classified as an internet bully. So if u know wah good fi u… just gwan yer big Oman ….

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@mr_authenticx1 @BrentonDewar2 That’s ok. You don’t sign my paychecks or send my car note NCB ah month time. It’s just words and you’re just a stranger on the internet. Bully away mi fren cause in a time like this mi an mi fren dem need a good laugh

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@mr_authenticx1 @BrentonDewar2 There’s time to remove this

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@Fata_dana_pound Not to mention him and him pickney dem outta FFTP as pack box

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@AlllDaye When he hit her with the “so what you’re telling me is….” I was shock, because really….listen to wah yah seh and don’t piss me off

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@annaliesalin UDC?!? Ha. But mek your payment ever late and see how fast they’re on you

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@orlandohh_ It wasn’t until like 5 years ago I realized she had children outside of Jnr Gong and it really took me putting 2+2 together to figure it out

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@KerrTsion Paris didn’t happen