Chelsea Porter

Outdoor Professional and Bacon Connoisseur

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Birch please

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@NatlParkService Yo @NatlParkService , the job that manages trees is a Forester. Forrester is a market research consulting firm. Forest only has one R, unless you're talking about Gump.

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Just watching my CSI: Miami reruns and to my surprise Greg Otto shows up in a Chris Harrison role. I would probably watch @BachelorABC again if @bader_diedrich was the host.

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

"Be part of the solution, not the pollution." ~Trashy Bear #trashybear #trashybear2020 #TrashyBearforPresident

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Yo! @GrangerSmith stone cold rocks. Why be a fan of someone who sells out who they are just to get more fans?

[Jason Hawk Harris @JasonHawkHarris]

Hey I haven’t been to o church in a year and I’m still a Christian. Imagine that. Also I love the gays.

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@theDanWaits Ok, so the woman calls herself a patriot and says the police are supposed to shoot at people asking the police not to shoot black people. Also, she implies domestic terrorists planting bombs and attempting a coup are patriots. Is that right?

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Is this Act still active? Or will it be suddenly redacted?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Is this the US Capitol or just a Dollar General on Saturday evening? I'm not sure, but both places prove white male rage is real.

https://t.co/EUTknMVVw8

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@ForestServiceNW What happened to Bob?! Is he riding a ghost wagon for eternity? Or lost wandering through the woods without socks? Or did he just sleep it out in his truck?

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@BuffaloNPS Godzilla Jr. all the way.

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Click on the picture for the punchline

[Burgers' Smokehouse @smokehousemeats]

TGIF 🙂

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Maybe think a little about voting for the guy who quotes the Babylon Bee (basically a Christian @TheOnion ) and thinks it's real news. He definitely did not read the last paragraph about a woke robot smashing cis white males.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News https://t.co/JPmjOrKPcr via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

Listen @Wendys , I need a little less ice and a little more Frosty if this is gonna work out. #frostyccino

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@jmcappiello That dairy cow isn't the same breed as those beef calves. That's like assuming a chihuahua is the mother of a Great Dane because she licked him. This video does not show a cow that just gave birth to one of those calves as the post suggests. Misinformation hurts people.

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@VCWillis @jmcappiello Also, that's definitely in Europe the way the roads are marked. Definitely not dairy calves in that trailer though. If dairy is some big evil factory industry, then why are they moving 3 calves at a time with a little SUV? No logic

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

@Kyle_Amen No, no. The Jesus look

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

I just got a pair of Women's DuluthFlex Fire Hose Pants from @DuluthTradingCo and they fit perfect, are made of durable material, and don't show crack. Best of all, EVERY pocket is big enough to put my phone w/ case all the way in!

THESE WOMEN'S PANTS HAVE REAL POCKETS! 👏🔥🤘🙌

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

I love @therookie but they just put rattle sounds with a "coral snake" that was actually a kingsnake. I get the substitute for safety, but there still shouldn't have been a rattle. #naturalist

[Chelsea Porter @chels13wildcat]

If you are stuck at home and need something to do, check out https://t.co/WqsRdduUmP They have accurate info about bears. There are fun, educational activities & lesson plans. Best of all, they have live cams to watch real life black bears. @NAmerBearCenter #QuarantineActivities