Chelsea

"She believed she could, so she did."

[Chelsea @chels20068]

Gonna tell my kids this was Sam and Ron from Jersey Shore. #TheBachelor

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?

Matt.

[Chelsea @chels20068]

@Yoda4ever @LisaHar11557225 do think your dogs would do this? Lol

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like, well dam.

[sarah @sablaah]

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket https://t.co/AyCif3GL1p

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 4th of July https://t.co/2xbFBFdro9

[Chelsea @chels20068]

@people @LisaHar11557225 it won't be the same! 😥

[Dan Fogelman @Dan_Fogelman]

Tomorrow. Last one. What a ride. #ThisIsUs

[maría @jxnsmanager]

"I ASSAULTED A COUPLE OF CABINETS BUT I DID NOT TOUCH MISS HEARD" JOHNNY DEPP SPEAK THE TRUTH

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

[Sterling K Brown @SterlingKBrown]

The emotions hit different on a full stomach.😢 Happy Thanksgiving and here’s to the final chapter! Tues. Jan 4 ✌🏿 #ThisIsUs https://t.co/Pqruw85r3o

[DD @alluringlyd_]

Nobody:
Me on FaceTime: go look at what I sent you

[Susan Kelechi Watson @skelechiwatson]

Twitter carrying the whole team on its back today 🖤 #serverdown

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[Chelsea @chels20068]

@LisaHar11557225 @shaindelr But I thought you WERE the activity planner?! Lol

[Chelsea @chels20068]

Aunt Lindsey right now to Blake #TheBachelorette

[Chelsea @chels20068]

Does she even ever talk to Justin?! WTF #JusticeforAndrew #TheBachelorette

[Chelsea @chels20068]

Well those tears dried quickly! The hell?! #thebachelorette