Chelsea

I'm fine. I'm just being dramatic. It's what I do.

[Chelsea @chels293]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion

[Chelsea @chels293]

Every zoom meeting: “can you see my screen?” ..... “how about now?” ..... “still no?”
Me:

[Chelsea @chels293]

Thought we’d spend our stimulus check on something fun but then I got the bill from the hospital for having a baby 🥴

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

He is risen. Thank you Jesus!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dustin. His legs work fine. He just prefers to scoot. 13/10 please clear the runway. He has places to be

[Chelsea @chels293]

Went into @Target for maternity stuff, came out with a Halloween costume for both my cat and dog #noragrets

[Chelsea @chels293]

I have laughed entirely too hard at this

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

when my dog doesn’t greet me at the door but then I find him napping in bed

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

It's like real life but better.

[Chelsea @chels293]

I know who I’m rooting against #theboxking #TheBachelorette

[Chelsea @chels293]

“10 bucks he comes out of the box crying because it says ‘fragile’” -@mhudsonfarmer 😂 #TheBachelorette

[Chelsea @chels293]

I would just like to make a statement that I work out regularly and am doing just fine so I will not be needing an overly excited emoji filled request to join your online workout group of “boss babes”, thanks

[Chelsea @chels293]

It gives me very much satisfaction when my 2002 Camry can speed up faster than the little sports car trying to show off next to me

[Chip Gaines @chipgaines]

He himself bore our sins in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; “by his wounds you have been healed.”
1 Peter 2:24 #GoodFriday

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i’m going to need a lot of attention today. i can just tell

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Chelsea @chels293]

FedLoan is making it so hard to recover my password. Like do people hack into student loan accounts? Does anyone want to hack into mine and pay them for me? Cause I’m definitely fine with that

[Chelsea @chels293]

@dog_rates This is Lilo😊

[Chelsea @chels293]

Pretty sure I could eat a four course breakfast and my stomach would still growl at the quietest moment in church

[Chelsea @chels293]

As a student I used to love playing silent speedball on rainy days. Now as a teacher I realize it was just a genius plan to get a room full of kids to be quiet