Chelsea Hutchison

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[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

“It’s Halloween, you’re not acting like a pedophile,” she whispers to herself while scattering candy on the driveway to to lure kids to her home #halloween2020 #COVID19halloween #trickorrona

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

I will bet anyone $100 that Trump’s bout of Coronavirus + the experimental antibody treatment he’s getting = him rising as the Green Goblin riding a hoverboard in front of the White House on election night. #TrumpHasCovid #ListenToScience #WearADamnMask

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

Like where’s the rest of it?

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

So last night my man just casually shows me a picture of this dog who belongs to a coworker and i really feel that it could be a top contender for #worldsugliestdogcontest2020 #uglydog #greatpersonality #probably #beautifulontheinside #maybe

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

Trying not to cough around strangers when you’ve got a tickle in your throat is the new extreme sport. #itsnotRona #probably

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Stay tuned! 🤫

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[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

2020 be like 🗣 #WildWildCountry

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

What’s your quarantine extreme sport? Mine’s trying to go on mute during a conference call BEFORE my dogs start violently barking at the various threats out the window—mailmen, cats, squirrels, the destruction of our economy, a global pandemic... the usual stuff. #QuarantineLife

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

@jaketapper response to @KyungLahCNN story is the kind of energy we should ALL be bringing in 2020 https://t.co/bQB5gWLH9r

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

Hopper saying Murray’s phone number had an area code back in 1985 is the @Stranger_Things equivalent of the #Starbucks cup in @GameOfThrones @netflix @HBO

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

Chipotle years: Noun or verb. Definition: A unit of measure describing the passage of time between @Chipotle visits. Usage in a sentence: “I haven’t had Chipotle in a week—AKA one Chipotle year.” You’re welcome in advance, @MerriamWebster

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

This is hands down the best part of #AlwaysBeMyMaybe don’t @ me #Netflix

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

Let’s set the record straight. https://t.co/sdJA1UlC9X #AlabamaLaw #UniversityofAlabama

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

#Sansa getting entirely overlooked despite being qualified in favor of a man with no experience 1) feels like a personal arrack on America (still too soon) and 2) proves the glass ceiling is alive and well, even in #Westeros #GOTFinale @SophieT

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

The season 3 finale of Riverdale >>>>>>>>> this entire season of Game of Throwns (maybe more) #RiverdaleFinale #Riverdale #HotTakes @CW_Riverdale @TheCW

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

I turned down the free bagels at work this morning... confused why I’m not suddenly down five lbs in exchange for my self restraint. Dieting is a racket. Unsubscribe.

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

Another day, another Colorado school shooting. God save us all. Prayers up... if only that were enough. #StemSchoolShooting

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

I REALLY have to pee, but I have a good spot near an outlet at the airport and a delayed flight. How serious are bladder infections, anyway? #FirstWorldProblems

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

New TV show idea, hear me out: @CatfishMTV but when the person meets the catfisher it’s someone MORE attractive than what the catfishee expected and then see if the fact the catfisher was lying actually matters at all. #genius

[Chelsea Hutchison @chels_5280]

So I didn’t get any sleep last night but I did watch a 45 minute #NatGeo show about the evolution of whales and how they used to have legs. So I might fall asleep at work today but at least I’ll have whale facts locked and loaded and I think that’s just as important.