tevaoo

deep it

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

I will never understand why he was asking for the ball from that distance 😭

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

Since ik everyone is gonna ignore me sighh

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

So I went to the convenience store the other day to do some grocery shopping, and suddenly I felt nauseous. I rushed to the toilet, only to be told it was occupied by two men. I was like, “Guys, I’m literally about to throw up. 😭then I heard them bickering, and I thought,

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

“Ain’t no way I’m standing here while these men argue.” So I slammed the door open, and guess who I found? Two Black men holding a FAKE BALLON D’OR, arguing over who deserves it more this year. 😭😭

GUESS WHO THOSE TWO MEN WERE.

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

Ok how is no one finding this funny😭😭😭😭😭nah mbappe and yamal gotta be two desperate niggas

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕🤞🏾 Mbappé on the Ballon d’Or: “I can really feel it’s a good year for me”.

“I would be DISAPPOINTED to not win it. When a competitor doesn’t win, he is DISAPPOINTED”.

“I am competitive!”, told RFI.

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

@FabrizioRomano @FabrizioRomano gen question are u entertained?😭do you laugh when you type watva these two are saying

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Lowkey he’s a bigger flop than Wirtz and somehow gotten away with it

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

Give it to estevao then?😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕🪄 Lamine Yamal: “Ballon d’Or means a different player. No goals scored, nothing like that”.

“When I think about the Ballon d’Or, I think of Messi, Ronaldinho, players like that, who are different, who bring a smile when you watch them play”, told France Football.

[buzor @buzor042_]

Chelsea's first-ever European trophy was won against Real Madrid, a La Liga club

[Blue_boy @BlueboyNk]

I’m so glad we won the UCL for him

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

give the ballondor to either Neymar or Hazard atp

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🙅🏽‍♂️🌕 Lamine Yamal: “The Ballon d’Or in my view has nothing to do with the number of goals scored”, told France Football.

“The Ballon d’Or recognizes the best player of the year, a unique player, the one who gives pleasure watching, the one for whom you tune into a match just to see him”.

[NNEOMA 🇮🇹 @sparkliin]

Other clubs fear Real Madrid. Real Madrid fear Barcelona. Barcelona and Real Madrid fear Chelsea.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

That’s how you know you had a good career lol.

[Toby @BHA_Toby7]

Looked nothing wrong with him when he tried to boot Yalcouye out the ground??

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

@ChelseaFC Lisan al gaib reps us and we disappoint him everyday😭

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i almost shed a tear ngl 💙

[James @registarodri]

Why does everyone talk about Foden's decline and not Saka's? He's been shit since 2024

[tevaoo @chels_JPmorgan]

@Mcfc_page26 😂😂😂😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Chelsea are the ONLY club that have beaten Brighton so far this season. 💫

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

Read it slowly. 😂😂