Chelsea🎉

Aquarius with a lot of opinions ♒️

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

Been rewatching 30 rock and while some of it is dated, the jokes that land are SO funny I love you liz lemon

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

They should invite me, a true lover of the odyssey and an English major

[Annalyn Grace 💫 @annalyngraceful]

Since the Odyssey isn’t inviting influencers to the premiere, I think they should invite high school English teachers

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

Added the @AldiUSA blind box to my cart exactly at 12 EST when it dropped & was immediately put into a 20 minute queue. Waited to put in my information. As I was hitting check out, the page refreshed & said it was sold out. Just kick me out of the queue next time!

[🖤ari @arixseriousrn]

my tits are so big bc that’s where my hatred for men is stored

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

They should give one woman a gun on love island because we know how men are with weapons

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

important always 🩷

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

People saying how hot Jensen Ackles is has perplexed me for years. I have never once seen that man’s face and thought he was handsome in any capacity. He’s just like a dude to me.

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

Absolutely absolutely

[🍍francesca🍍 @francescaaahhhh]

so true king

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

here’s our TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA poster

full trailer tomorrow!!!

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

Interesting that they do this AFTER Adrien Brody won an Oscar for a performance that used AI to alter his accent work 🤔

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar.

• Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars

• Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

Lexapro

[JennyPup Death @JennyPupDeath]

How do you move on from past mistakes and not have it be fuel for suicidal ideation when the guilt eats up your heart and soul

How do you stop worrying about how you’ve wronged people and what you could’ve done differently and how fucking stupid you were before

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!

[Chelsea🎉 @chels_fergy]

Should I watch twin peaks

[K. @jey_key_hey]

Queer men stop referring to women as bitches challenge

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

It’s too many men talking during women’s history month. Shut the fuck up.