chelsea

just a dolphin tryna dodge the piranhas

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Wyd: I am stirring my bourbon iced tea with the back end of a makeup brush mind your fucking business 🙃

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Today feels like proof that I am a Sim and someone is fucking with me like plz put me in the pool with no ladder already

[chelsea @chels_recently]

@JP_Hanish Lol

[chelsea @chels_recently]

My team asked me today if it's against lease policy to have a live Christmas tree and I am just ill prepared to answer that question on March 28th

[chelsea @chels_recently]

@elroyjetson28 Stop what 🤣🤣🤣

[chelsea @chels_recently]

People always talk about seeing celebrities at airports and I spend my time not making eye contact with ANYONE especially the lady crying at the bar beside me

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Today alone I have talked with a resident born in 1931 about bras as well as cleaned up a pizza that was ordered at 12:38 today (am not the noon one)

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Who's going to buy my tell all novel about the shit I've seen while working in apartment communities

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Just had a flashback of this lint roller that my mom insisted was the best but really you just ended up worse off

[chelsea @chels_recently]

By God he means Ciara which like same thing in my book

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

God’s got me.
Looking forward to what’s next.

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Jet lag as an adult is wild I'm wide awake rn googling how to spell maraca

[chelsea @chels_recently]

I will not cry at the car place I will not cry at the car place I am a successful woman AND WILL NOT CRY AT AN NTB

[chelsea @chels_recently]

I've never been much of a makeup person but have been getting a lot of ads... is this a sign? Have I hit that age?

[chelsea @chels_recently]

We have a resident who orders BK through door dash like several times a week but he only ever gets 1 burger and 3 large drinks I am confused

[chelsea @chels_recently]

When I put money in my savings it's for "vacations or emergencies" so why is my anxiety at 3000% about using some for hawaii 🫠

[chelsea @chels_recently]

I told my boss I wasn't going to have OT this week and she was confused and said "how?" This will mark my first week in about 9 months without OT woooooooo tgif (I'm working tomorrow 😅)

[chelsea @chels_recently]

It's weird my coworker from abroad was not impressed?!?! 😅🤣

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Returning to Buffalo wild wings tonight after a 10ish year hiatus for a work event lol

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Do you look your doctor up on social media or are you normal?

[chelsea @chels_recently]

Funny how a PS5 will get Mohan out of bed bright and early 🤔