Chelsea Alshouse

«Isaiah 26:4»

[LC🦋 @lauren_casidy]

I’m at the phase in my life where I don’t text anyone back… so don’t take it personal

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

@brister23_11 @LCSLancers02 Wow you’re lame

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

Couldn’t let my birthday eve go by without bringing back this gem. 😂

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

Me: "Why are you saying I'm annoying? It's my birthday eve!"
Brianna: "Probably because you say things like 'birthday eve.'"

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

“Because apparently you have to be literal white bread to be a royal.” @brister23_11

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

So I got a “Miss White, do you have TikTok?” today... 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

@LCSLancers02 I read this out loud...
Me: “Raffl and Hagg are cracking me up right now.”
Kelly: “Who?”
Me: “Sometimes you just have to eat it.”
Kelly: “Eat what?”

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

“Do you think I’m hungry when I stuff my face with dessert?? No!”

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

YO IT’S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH 🎉

[C.J. Johnson @CJCurtisJohnson]

Me? Hungry for Chick-fil-A? Yeah most definitely

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

@kararyan915 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched it today. 😂😂😂

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

The mattress is online teaching. The child is me.

[Paris Foster @ParisFoster_]

Please watch this video

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

Garrison: “They moved Coachella to October.”
Brianna: “THE POOR WEED LOVERS.”

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

“What if... The antichrist... Is not a person... And it’s a virus. The Coronavirus.”
- @brister23_11
😂😂😂

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

“I want to drown in this hoodie. It’s not drowning me!”
@kelbel2347

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

I picked up a 7 year old’s tooth off the floor yesterday. How it ended up on the floor... I’m still not sure. #welcometoteaching

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

Wow I really want buffalo chicken dip RIGHT NOW. 🆘

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

Me: *drinks a monster and a coffee*
Me: *takes a nap*

[Chelsea Alshouse @chelsabels13]

Brianna: “Everyone looks better without a beard. Except my dad. And Santa.”