Chelsey Bell Constanzi

Believer in the One Most High. ⁣ Wife to a wonderful man. ⁣ Mother to two beautiful girls.

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

My heart ❤️

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Billy is about to lose his mind out there 🤣 I never want him to tell me how easy it is to be a sahm again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

No one told me how hard it would be to quarantine in the same house as your babies and not get to give them a hug, a kiss, or anything.. 😣 just “I love you mommy” through the door. 🥺

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Anytime I’m on the phone, Lexi thinks it’s Callon and starts saying “I love you cal” and it’s the cutest thing ever 😭😍 @callon_jade

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

@callon_jade Hahaha and I mean technically speaking you were first for that too so maybe I just wanna be like you okay 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

People thought me and @callon_jade were weird before. Now they’re really gonna think we’re weird. Same baby daddy, same school, same fucked up sense of humor, and now the same job. 🤣😅 she’s my bestie baby mama classmate coworker now. 💀💜

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

@callon_jade Yeah. Ditch him and bring me. Duh.

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

It’s 12 am and I’m going through my kid’s books picking out good ones to read to my class until I can accumulate books for my class library. 😇 I might be a nerd. Tell me you’re a teacher without telling me you’re a teacher. 🤣

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

I literally excused myself and died laughing. I’m pretty quick on my feet. 🤣

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

*Earlier at Nana’s when she saw Dustin’s Father’s Day card which said: “To: my pos baby daddy ❤️, your fav cunt”

Nana: what’s a POS? Is that some new lingo? And cunt? What’s that? Chelsey Bell, don’t tell me that’s what I think it is. Why would you call yourself that?
🤣🥲💀

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

So what do I tell her a POS is?

I tell her it stands for “praying or sinning” and tell her it’s a joke because he is either really good or really bad. 🤣

And then I told her that cunt was another word for crazy woman and it’s just an inside joke. You know, nana. The new slang.

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Pro Tip:

If you turn your phone on do not disturb past 8PM like I do, make sure you keep your bff as a favorite in your phone. That way you can still get notified on all the good stuff. 🤣

@callon_jade

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Have I ever mentioned how bad I am at surprises? It’s literally killing me not to tell Michelle everything I got for her and that sweet little baby. 💖💜🥰

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

I feel so smart when 90% of my class doesn’t read or follow directions 🙃

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

@callon_jade I need you to have more land so I can live out my farm dream through you 🤣 it’s a lot less work than having one myself 💀

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Today’s random question: do people in other states that are from different areas have different accents? Or is it just Louisiana?

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

I don’t understand why I’m still up. I am now a night owl and I sleep til 8:30 if I don’t have an alarm set. 🥱 Ya girl is TIRED.

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Never thought we’d ever say this at one time, but me and Billy miss Dustin and @callon_jade 🥲🤣

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

Days like today make we want to crawl in a tunnel and cry.

But I’m so thankful for the people in my life who keep me grounded and remind me of my worth.

I’m so ready to get through school and do what I love. 🙏🏼

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

I’m terrible at keeping surprises quiet bc I get so excited. Especially when it’s for one of my closest friends. 😅🥲

So can tomorrow night hurry up 🤣 @callon_jade

[Chelsey Bell Constanzi @chelsbconstanzi]

I’ll just never understand someone’s constant need to cause division ...