Chelsea Doherty

What doesn't kill us gives us something new to write about.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dallas and Hank. Dallas believes any bath can be a bubble bath if you try hard enough. Hank is his lifeguard. 13/10 for both

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

...representation of both sides of this necessary conversation that we need to be having. A tweet from the president (who is opposing) and another brief clip from an interview (also opposing) is not enough.

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

@fox4kc if this morning’s segment is you showing both sides of the discussion (which is what you claimed you’d do) around “defund the police”, I’m really disappointed. Where is the perspective from the supporting viewpoint? You’re not providing your audience an adequate...

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

John Mulaney @mulaney
Iliza Shlesinger @iliza
Trevor Noah @Trevornoah

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Top three personal favorite comedians? Any order.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i’m being told. someone came down the chimney last night. this is preposterous. i would’ve lost my mind

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

@megcabot Yellow or blue!

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

Anxiety is waking up at a random time and assuming something horrible must’ve happened only to realize that everything is fine and now you’re awake for three more hours to consider all of the horrible things that could happen 😴

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

Since my mom has been in MI the past few days, the wings have won both their games. It’s fair to say she has to move back their now, right? She thinks I’m kidding...

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

I turned the volume all the way up but I think he says “what is John Mulaney?” Which is a good question.

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

Declan has slept in until 8am both days here in Omaha, so I guess we are moving to Nebraska now. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

@sarahdessen Blinking until my eyes are so tired that I end up falling asleep. I read it as a life hack once, and I’d say it works about half the time 🤷🏼‍♀️ otherwise, I write all my thoughts down to try to get them out of my head until tomorrow.

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

It’s something about fall weather that always makes me nostalgic for the drive to Siloam Springs in AR.

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

@iliza @NetflixIsAJoke Yayayayayayyyyyy!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

would you mind. taking a moment to consider. that i love you

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

Listening to videos/music without headphones in public spaces should be illegal. 🙄 #BiggestPetPeeve

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

2-0 🚨

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

FINAL: Dallas Stars 3-4 Detroit Red Wings

Anthony Mantha’s stellar 4-goal performance lifts Red Wings to 4-3 win over Dallas.

#GoStars #LGRW

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

AND THIS IS OKAY ❤️

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

This game has given me so much anxiety. 🙈

[Chelsea Doherty @chelsbrodoh]

Thank god.