Chelsee Hollis ☯

lipstick&flowers&champagne&rock&roll

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

W: mommy that looks like a booby.
C: what does?
W: that freckle.

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

Willow had a bath this morning and then decided to cover her entire body (including hair) in butt paste. How is your day going?

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

It’s May 20th and my 3-year old still asks to watch Hocus Pocus all the time.

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

Target /tar-get/ noun: a store that is loved by all, steals all your money and makes you late for everything going on in your life. 🎯

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

Willow just told me that Pocahontas has pretty lips lol

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

I haven’t worn mascara in 15 days.

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

https://t.co/R6ULmbuDD0

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

A Sweet Baby Shower Giveaway https://t.co/VC2cjDZzAx 😬😬

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

Brandon: “when’s the last time you were spanked?”
Willow: “20 years ago.”
😂😂😂

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

baby girl doesn’t move the whole way to Watertown but as soon as a Dave a Matthew’s song comes on she’s wild! #likemommylikebaby

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

@Mar_hamini Yikes hahah it’s crazy! One of them isn’t even mine lol

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

it really shouldn’t take 47 minutes to put two toddlers coats and boots on.😒

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

officially on vaca for 9 whole days!!😭😭

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

@cassandraf0726 It. Will. Never. End.

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

🏒🏒🏒

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

do you think if i douse my toddler in lavender oil, she will calm the f*uck down? Asking for a friend.

[Chelsee Hollis ☯ @chelsd14]

@HollysWOOD10 I just got an oil change. Aren’t you proud?

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Asbestos shouldn’t be legal. Cars should be fuel efficient. We have a right to clean air and water. Our national parks and monuments should be held in trust for future generations. Also insider trading is bad. Please vote for Democrats in November.