chelsea moudry

everything’s made up and the points don’t matter

[chelsea moudry @chelsea_moudry]

Troy & Abed 2024

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not pictured: all the fun we had after the wedding, including getting snacks at Safeway, watching 40 Year Old Virgin, and saving a snail from the hot tub

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I’ve been really down on myself this year and then today I put on a blazer and my life has changed 😂

[chelsea moudry @chelsea_moudry]

guess you gotta shoot your shot am I right

[chelsea moudry @chelsea_moudry]

4 years ago today, my boyfriend who I had not yet met, commented on a fb post of mine asking if I need a photo assistant to a Hawaii wedding

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a guy was being a total jerk to me in the bar last weekend about my music choices and kinda everything, and yes, my bf and his friend offered to protect me in the situation but instead when we were paying for our drinks, I played 5 ABBA songs in a row and then left 🤗

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been playing the game Stop with my sister for a while and this has been the only time I’ve been able to come up with a talk show host because I have unconditional love for @ConanOBrien 😂 @TeamCoco

[chelsea moudry @chelsea_moudry]

you ever feel like you waste a good outfit by not going out?

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I can’t explain it, but if you like Matt Rife, you also like Morgan Wallen. I don’t make the rules.

[chelsea moudry @chelsea_moudry]

@Manic_Socratic I love the humor and it’s so goddamn touching

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Ted Lasso is such a good show

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I’m catching up on the lack of tweets in the past couple months

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this meal hurts my stomach every time without fail but I love it so much (adds eggs to list of countless food allergies)