Chelsea

Living vicariously through myself

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

Why is it that we believe any negative comment about ourselves in a heartbeat but just can't believe any compliment we get could be true

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

It’s season 44 of Greys Anatomy

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Not a single drop of water is getting past that bad boy.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

play with death like i’m billy and mandy

[Benjamin A. Pete II @benjaminapete]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[Markia Brown, AFC® @theemoneyplug]

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”

They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

@MaudieLou5 @kingstaccz Underrated tweet

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

twitter is absolutely unhinged

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

@malRMdreier Welcome to being valued as a professional and a human being 🤍

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

@malRMdreier Facts facts facts. Can’t even remember what teacher tired is

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[djajxns @ilovecats_98]

#love #CatsOfTwitter #catsofinstagram

[Frank @ree57st]

Gotta be willing to miss out on shit for the bigger picture only you can see 🙇🏾‍♂️

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

ziprecruiter on crack it be like ⭐️great match ⭐️ and it be someone w no resume, no last name, answered no to my two required questions

[Chelsea @ChelseaMSmith]

Throwing up CRYNE @kpetrae

[Third Eye Blind @ThirdEyeBlind]

Third Eye Blind, our debut album was released on April 8, 1997. This year marks 25 Years In The Blind.

ListenL https://t.co/6DDRlb1qGW

#3EB 325YITB #3EB25YITB