Chelsea

whatever’s clever

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

The first morning waking up in our own home is such a good feeling 😍

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

Daniel Jones is fucking gaaaarbage

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

It’s going to be real fun keeping white carpets clean in our new house with a dog and a toddler 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

@jaydeshepherd She owned the house, there is no property manager 😣

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

How the heck am I suppose to give notice that we’re moving out of the place we rent when our landlord passed away in March and nobody has reached out to say anything…like whoooo am I suppose to tell 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

My kids been doing so good at going to bed at 8:30 since starting daycare…I picked him up today at 5 and he was napping.

It’s going to be a long night. What the fuck 😫

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

Ahhhh Monday, we meet again 😴

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

Perfectly capable of keeping my kid alive but not my plants…

They need to try harder 😤

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

My internal alarm clock doesn’t let me sleep past 5am anymore. Adulthood is this you??

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

I wish this anxiety would go away from dropping my kid off at daycare 😭

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

Buying a home is like a total high but a nightmare too. I can’t fucking wait for us to close and be settled in our new house 😍😍

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

I give it all to the single moms out there killing it! Bryant has been gone 3 days fishing and here I am on the verge of taking a weeks vacation to the psych ward dealing with this toddler of ours alone 🥲

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

I’m convinced that if all you do is talk shit about people all day everyday, your own life must be pretty fucking miserable

Find a hobby. It’s not a good look girly 😘

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

We start the process of buying our first home today. I am so fucking happy 😍💫

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

@curse_ofcurves Ozempic is the easy way out…and not a healthy choice for weight loss either and expensive. I think you’re doing a great job at what you’re doing, when you change your habits and put in the work you’re less likely to go downhill once you hit your goal. Chin up, you look great!

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

RIP to my 85in tv.

Toddlers are wonderful 🥲

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

It baffles me that my 2 year old knows how to work my Amazon app…I’m glad I double checked before placing my order because this stinker had a pink bumper car in there 😂

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

It’s crazy to me that people actually kayak the Yukon river…like why?

[ESPN @espn]

Oklahoma takes down UCLA behind Kelly Maxwell's complete game shutout 😤

[Chelsea @chelseasellner]

Nothing like receiving a picture with a big ole turd in the toilet from Bryant’s mom while I’m working to show me Blake took his first poop in the big boy potty 😅