Chelsea Handler

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

My stylist, my bro, my book agent, and a horse, on our way to st louis babies. Game on.... http://say.ly/kxI4CG

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

@CRosee you can have him!

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Mr. 50 cent will be making an appearance on tonight's episode of Chelsea Lately. Deal with that.

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Chuy and I won the pumpking carving contest for e! This is an all-time high.... http://say.ly/LCE4rc

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Chuy comes out on my show with an attack ad. It's pretty mexican

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

I closed escrow today on my first home, I bought a car, and chunk had his second homosexual experience. Have a great halloween.

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

This is what real love looks like right before a television show. http://plixi.com/p/53446976

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Pre-show hug before tonight's show with sugarland. Its called real love http://plixi.com/p/53260571

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Like any new song, our theme song takes a few listens 2 grow on u. Do u think me doing karate to clay aiken's xmas album happened overnight?

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Chunk waiting to go into his meeting. http://plixi.com/p/53217270

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

On tonight's show I wear blue to match the ocean that is my good eye.

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Chunk, pissed. http://plixi.com/p/52726064

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

RT @evamagazine: @natashaleggero you're dad is the BEST。 we did and he was a fat little nugget who tried to spoon me.

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

Me and @bradwollack are picking up shifts

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After party http://plixi.com/p/52572764

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

There are tix avail at 2nd show tonight in tampa. Here's a pic of me and my opener. http://bit.ly/ddpHHF http://plixi.com/p/52435785

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

RT @notmadjustmean: @chelseahandler http://plixi.com/p/52286512 I've seen disco balls less reflective. They look ... http://tmi.me/2uqNB

[Chelsea Handler @chelsehandler]

One potato, two potato. http://plixi.com/p/52286512