Chelsey

💛Glow Getter 2020💛 Diary of a girl who has procrastinated cleaning out her cupboard; and still hasn’t done it.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

It’s already Wednesday @netflix #wednesdaynetflix

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

My 5 y/o having a conversation sitting outside:

“I’m not buff enough”

Me: “excuse me?”

“I just don’t have enough muscles”

😂😂😂

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Things I thought my daughter would bring home from school: art, crafts and occasionally, the flu.

What she actually brings home: enough sand to fill a dump truck.. everyday.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Traded my coffee for a hulk juice this morning and I’m not surprised I feel more refreshed 😂

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

I thought dated and related was a show about people who dated and found out they’re related 😂 how glad I am that i was wrong 😂

[Rushtush.com @Rushtush]

Love a dose of mom shaming on a Sunday am. lol “where’s the baby”

I don’t think the baby will appreciate sundowners as much as I do.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Finds a good series with 10 seasons.

Gets to season 5 and finds out the best character is leaving the show in season 10.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Saving this for my birthday😂

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Me putting on my glasses for the first time in 2 months: "maybe I do need these"

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

If you stuck it out watching Riverdale you really know how to force things.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

I really don’t. And I have not 1 but 2 white girl cliche tattoos. 😂😂

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

The only appeal Kentucky town has to me is that I love wings. I will try every flavor. I ✨need✨ to.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

@africaquiche Something about THAT baby daddy though is that fatherhood brings out the worst in him. When I read since Nov. but his latest scandal was Dec. I think. He’s literally done every baby mama dirty during their ‘pregnancy’.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Sometimes I just say yes when all I wanna say is “obviously” bc it should have been obvious 🫠

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Does the Telkom app work for anyone?

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

My body really was untouched by sickness even though my family was sick this week, then at 3pm on a Friday was like okay you’re sick now, just in time for the weekend and you’ll be better by Monday for work 🫠🫠

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

The weirdest part is that this is out there forever and he’s married to her sister. This guy gives me nothing but bad and weird vibes 😅

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

Weird he says..
Travis is v weird 🫠🫠 Travis writing about Kim in his book years ago was weird and he thinks wanting to be a gentleman’s to her after her sex tape is weird.

[Chelsey @ChelseyJae]

There’s a girl on my tl that eats blocks of raw liver every morning and let me just say.. there is nothing in life that can make me do something like that 🫠