things i normally say in my head

resting bitch face champ

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

— Arthur Miller, The Crucible

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

With the revelation that Dave Grohl has fallen, it's finally time to admit that it is all men.

[scotty @plathiandc]

screaming “GOOD ANSWER” at the tv for kamala like a contestant on family feud

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

ROFLMAO 🤣

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

Me watching House of the Dragon:

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@__jasminerose Ooooh! do we need another night out??!

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My son is officially taller than me. And Im not okay 🥹

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@jbfan911 Feels like this one

[🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @_twinmohammed]

Seahawks vs Lions recap:

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Hes called me a dork and dude today. So yeah, things are moving fast 😂

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Whats it called when i like having a plan but i will procrastinate the actual work it takes?

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Theres just something about a man skipping rocks 🫠

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I still can’t believe that man didn’t recognize my mom

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Me and @KaceyAnne85 have decided today is a new national holiday #TrumpMugShot

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I dont trust people who like grape jelly. Cause i know your ass is lying hahaha

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And then one day you wake up. And your not delusional anymore 😂

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We’re all thinking the same thing right?

[WSDOT Tacoma @wsdot_tacoma]

A log truck has partially lost its load on NB I-5 near E Bay St where the right two lanes are blocked. It will take some time to clean this one up folks. Expect delays traveling through the area until we're able to clear the scene.

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@PopCrave @KaceyAnne85 got your champagne ready?

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@__jasminerose I thought it was people messing with us! Hahaha maybe I don’t believe in owls lolol

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@__jasminerose @KaptanHindustan Haha! I still think y’all were seeing shit!