I love a man who calls me while he’s outside. I mean technically you’re not supposed to be outside bc this is my dictatorship but yes call me and make sure the outside activities are approved by the queen.
Take care of what God already gave you. The home, the car, your body, your peace, the little things. Because if you can’t appreciate what you have now, how can God trust you with more?
I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.