Chelsea Lyn Roden

When I'm not reading 60+ books a year, I'm helping millions of people learn a language at @Language_Drops 🌐

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

Me: I'm from Ohio.
Stranger: OMG where?!?! I have a relative in Ohio!!
Me: Canton/Akron
Stranger: (silence)
Me: (silence)

[Drops - a Kahoot! Company @language_drops]

'I don't have anything to wear'

My wardrobe:

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

My right to marriage grants my family and me 1,138 rights, benefits, and privileges—like medical decisions, social security, joint parenting rights, and immigration benefits.

It's 2022, y'all.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

It’s 2022, and 157 House Republicans just voted against marriage equality.

That’s where they come down on this issue.

In 2022.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

a fun fact that i think a lot of people don't know is that the bechdel test is not a serious analytical framework but is in fact a joke from a comic strip

[Drops - a Kahoot! Company @language_drops]

Until the Ukrainian Language has been added to the app, we have worked with one of our Ukrainian team members here at Drops to create this post so you can start learning some of the basics!

#langtwt #Ukraine #StandwithUkraine #language

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

Did you know a group of zebras is called a dazzle? ✨ https://t.co/SB3Qr2Titi

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

A new tool for teachers to make their own Wordle! (or you know, to make a wordle for yourself to get a 1/1 🏆, I'm not judging). https://t.co/GlTNYIxCmK

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

My favorite part of this tweet is that it reminds me of the pep talks @EliLizzieLizbet would give as we took yet another shuttle bus in college to our impossible shifts at cafes and candy stores ♥️🥯

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

@chrisgeidner Highly recommend @language_drops to refresh your vocabulary! Easy for on-the-go learning.

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

One of my favorite quotes 🖤

[Penguin Books UK @PenguinUKBooks]

‘You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read.’

James Baldwin

#WednesdayWisdom

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

omg

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

“Llamas’ antibodies can be linked or fused with other antibodies, including human antibodies, and remain stable despite those manipulations.”

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Llamas have long been part of virus and antibody studies. Winter, a 4-year-old llama with great eyelashes in Belgium, may one day lead scientists to a treatment for the coronavirus. https://t.co/3bfIgMMEhg

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

“So they wear brown?”

“Well, mostly they wear orange.”

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

Making buckeyes for my language school holiday party: 10€

Telling my German students that @OhioStAthletics’s mascot is a nut: priceless.

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

Student:“What about other Ohio mascots? Are they also nuts?”

Me: “Well, there’s the @Browns.”

Student: “As in the color?”

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

INT. EMPTY APARTMENT

Me: It’s so great that you could fit us in. I’m Chelsea and this is my wife Lisa.

Realtor: So are you roommates?

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

To Brie or not to Brie.

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

Took this quiz twice last night before realizing that it was silly to think that *I* must be wrong if the algorithm didn’t work... #Ravenclaw https://t.co/kPnvE1GDQy

[Chelsea Lyn Roden @chelslynro]

Will report that it did a Gouda job getting Lisa’s 🧀 Maybe I need to do some soul-searching.