Chelsea Mclellan

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

Everyone we walk by is entitled to one snoot boop @dog_feelings

[Moo Deng Clan 🦛 @vinabean]

So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Do you guys ever think about tuberculosis?

[Lee Travis @LeeTravis_]

Boss: you free for a quick chat?

Me: sure

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

Mojo dojo casa house

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

Cavendish: *exists*
Girls:

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry can’t make it out tonight something came up

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

Can someone give me the number to Portside? I just want to talk

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

People in the CBRM on Facebook asking when Heavy Garbage is

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

Trying to figure out how the new round about is going to work at the bottom of Kenwood Drive

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

@BigPapaRebound

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

Me in university on an average Friday: • Go to classes all day • Work retail until 10pm • Go home, shower, get ready • go out until 4am.

Me now:• Work until 3:00pm • Drink coffee to get a burst of energy • Do the dishes • Go to bed @ 7:30pm to wave sounds. • Asleep by 8

[trash jones @jzux]

they should do spotify wrapped twice a year. summer me and winter me are listening to completely different music. in fact we are completely different people

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe i don’t need a lobotomy maybe i just needed spring

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

I got cut off at Tim’s this morning and someone made a status about it. I’m more pissed that I was called middle aged ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

gaslighting myself into thinking money will comeback, but memories don't

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

@sssjayyy__ Ya for 8 flippen hours not 1

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

There’s always that one person at the gym who shows up with the most absurd amount of water like

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

absolutely nobody:

me randomly trying to get my whole life together at 3am:

[Chelsea Mclellan @chelsmclellan]

*me at a bar in Ireland*
Person: *points at my waist* “are you wearing a Fanny pack ??????”