*guy at brunch, about to play the guitar, passing around a list of songs he can play*
Me: “Oh cool, Runaway by Kanye?!”
Him: “No, Runaway by Bonjovi…”
🫥🫥🫥
*pulls up to Bath & Body Works*
Aaron: “I’ve been in here once when I was looking for your perfume…”
Me: “You were looking for Hermès at Bath & Body works?”
You can take the boy out of Dodge but you can’t take the Dodge out of the boy 💀💀
I asked Aaron why he was looking so hard at my face and he said, “your eyebrow dimples are cute!”
Hahahahaha, okay sure but that actually just means I’ve sweat all my Botox out 🥲