Chemical-Free Bear

I'm a bear that really hates the meaningless phrase chemical free. Bear to English translation by @TheCollapsedPsi

[Lompo Rempombies @SheepNutz]

@WaterWipesUSA @ChemFreeBear Funny how these say “chemical free”, then specifically list the chemicals in them.

[Chemjobber @Chemjobber]

It's just a pumpkin on a laminate floor, right? right?

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

Fine, @haupt. A summary: If someone is shot, would you say they were killed with a chemical weapon? No? A gun is made from chemicals, right?

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

@haupt See the most recent Collapsed Wavefunction.

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

If this the case? Is it smug? Shouldn't we just admit we know what they mean? And what exactly do they mean? https://t.co/359VMBEgqC

[John Coupland @JohnNCoupland]

Wonderful - @panerabread will no longer contain "esters of fatty acids"! http://t.co/hrMH4NHHan Oh yes they will...

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

Brewed without chemicals?!? RAWRRR!! https://t.co/1wYptBaxS2

[Darren Smyth @EIP_Knowledge]

One for @ChemFreeBear - first para is impressive sounding but rather devoid of meaning.

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

If the article uses numbers to quantify the toxicity you can revisit this approximation and reassess.

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

To a first approximation, any article you read online that uses the word "toxin" is just total bullshit.

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

The authors are too amazing for me to be on the same list as they are. https://t.co/CgGEtZAM8O

[Mai Ospina @layo_ospina]

Come on @ChemFreeBear! You should be co-author on this http://t.co/ZP0nubKs4X

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

.@MaryanneDemasi @_sarahwilson_ @ABCcatalyst Chemicals can't be avoided! RAWR!!!

[Maryanne Demasi, PhD @MaryanneDemasi]

See @_sarahwilson_ on @ABCcatalyst Tues 8pm - talking chemicals & clean living. How easy is it to avoid chemicals?

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

Sometimes I consider tweeting chemical-free nonsense just to see if I can get @ChemFreeBear to rawr at me. Because it's hilarious.

[Dr. Lauren Wolf, PhD @laurenkwolf]

Just explained to my cab driver that water is a chemical. And there's no such thing as chemical-free. My work here is done. #acsdenver

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

.@thefoodbabe spews the nonsense idea that lemons are alkaline. http://t.co/ygC8yCtXW6 (PS, your bullshit editor's note is bullshit) RAWR!!!

[Chemical-Free Bear @ChemFreeBear]

.@stuartcantrill Rawr! All flavor comes from chemicals!!!

[Bridget B. Adkins @BridgetBAdkins]

Quote from Today Show: "Use baking soda as a chemical free way to clean burned pots & pans." Ummm - what? @ChemFreeBear