Megan MacKenzie

Never not doing laundry. She/her.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

Not to distract us from the issues at hand, but @ianhanomansing is a national treasure.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck It felt so much closer than it should have for far too long.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck They. Ugh. I hate typos.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck Geez. Almost 11pm before their called it. Who knew Egmont was such a battleground?

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@jbgreenan LOVE to see it.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck Flipped back. 🩷

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck Early results. Stop refreshing. Give it a few minutes 😬

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck He was at our door a couple of weeks ago. I told him he had no chance of earning our vote. I’d be really curious to know what he’s hearing at doors, though. He is very confident. 🤡

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@MsLindss Hi from Summerside! 😭

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

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[King Jack Strong 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @v8mile]

I've shared this pic before, but time to share it again.

It was taken in 2000, long before woke or LGBT rights were common words.

My father is helping me with my bowtie, as I'm getting ready to go to my high school prom with another woman.

I stopped speaking to him in 2019...

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck Mini dots 4 life.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck I’m surprised Bluey isn’t more popular. It’s my kids’ fave, for sure. Gabby’s Dollhouse, Disney Princesses, and Barbie are what my kid pick when given the choice. Also the ones that have the 5-6 little round stickers instead of 1 big one is 🔥

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@JessWoodchuck I got mine this morning at the public health clinic at the mall. I made the appointment last night. Tons of availability!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’ve been all over the country in the last month.

And I get asked the same question, over and over again:

“I disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?”

Here is my answer:

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

And next week, kids will be going door to door begging for handouts of candy. Truly shocking.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Stunning.

15000 people wait in the pouring rain for hours for some “ugly” rejected potatoes. Thousands turned away when food ran out.

Is this the 1930s?

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

I’m getting a lot of content about perimenopause on Instagram and I feel attacked.

[Megan MacKenzie @mfmackenzie]

@chef_ilona