chemistry puns

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An atom loses an electron…

It says, “man I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
It went OK2!

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S/o to my mom for sending me this

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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
He just couldn't put it down.

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Hydrogen atom just lost his job. But it's okay, hydrogen atom remains positive #staypositive
*if anyone has any chemistry puns message me!*

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I just love helium..

I can't speak highly enough about it!

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What's a monkeys favorite compound?
BaNaNa

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Oh no I spilled water all over my laptop 😭😭😭
https://t.co/YfLH7YU2P6

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What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze

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Do you know anyone jokes about sodium?
Na

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You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.

How ionic.

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I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen.

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Did you hear oxygen went out with potassium? It went OK...

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@TheFunnyWorId: A Physicist and a Biologist had a relationship

But there was no Chemistry

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"I lost an electron."
"Are you positive?"