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But give a pocket one raw penny...

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Interesting, @DenseBryce http://t.co/LroelymtVE

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Life's not worth living if you can't torture your kids. http://t.co/YyvvLhGG1V

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@cdbishop21 Not a whole hell of a lot, actually. Mainly trying to not kill the kid or the husband. If I can manage that, it's a good day.

[Derek @DerekTVShow]

#Derek on religion. Have a great day!

[chemmie @chemmie]

It's frickin' freezing up in here! #OKCicestorm

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The term "kray" in "that shit kray" is actually a reference to the schizophrenic, twin crime lords Ronald & Reginald Kray from London.

[chemmie @chemmie]

The problem with having a child, no late night waffle runs. #bummer

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2 rows ahead of me at the movies a guy is wear the prettiest yellow polo. I just want to touch him...I mean it. I want to touch it.

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I've spent the last 3 glorious days working from home. Today I return to the land of pants. #cubicallife

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He had a long day playing with Jade. Tired puppy. http://t.co/jKgAfvRM9Q

[Cracked.com @cracked]

"If there is one among you who wishes to kill his emperor..." 5 Movie-Worthy Lines Said by Soldiers Facing Death - http://t.co/GqQWQXgxhm

[chemmie @chemmie]

I swear it was Friday like 11 minutes ago. #wtf #sundayssuck

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@DenseBryce This is why I hate this show: http://t.co/3Gnu1KfyAn

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Ricky, you brilliant, fucking bastard. Derek is AMAZING!! @rickygervais @netflix

[chemmie @chemmie]

The soles on my running shoes just fell a part.
Downside: They were awesome :( Upside: New shoes!!

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

“@Cueball_Wille: My bro says he hates you, showing him #Firefly tomorrow.”

For being a hater, tell him there's two seasons.

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Staying in a hotel that has a replica of Picasso's "The Dog" sketch over the toilet. Culture while you… http://t.co/9JIUHDg3fD

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I learned what a Feedee is today. Even when you try to stay way from the dark corners of the Internet, there's always that one friend...

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Watching Monster Squad. http://t.co/Nqt8SsYoQB

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My Dad's life rules: Always grab a cart in the parking lot. This way you can test drive it. #notabadtip